Douchiest Quotes

#1. The douchiest thing a guy could do on a date is to make a girl pay. If you invite her out and then make her pay.

Michael B. Jordan

#2. Dad always told me that you can judge people by the way they treat waiters and assistants. By this measure, Peter Van Houten was possibly the world's douchiest douche.

John Green

#3. The only type of sexual relations possible are those with someone who is as advanced and capable as oneself.

G.I. Gurdjieff

#4. Sixty years ago this week Hitler invaded Poland. This led to the creation of The History Channel.

Jay Leno

#5. A thing may fail as a poem because it tries to do what a poem cannot do: it tries to become a treatise on cosmic truth ... We can best be exact about the cosmic things - God and truth, beauty, eternity and love - by not talking directly about them.

Miller Williams

#6. We read best what we read most.

Zuzana Licko

#7. To me, you couldn't write a character like J. Edgar Hoover and have it be believable. I mean, he was a crock pot of eccentricities. We couldn't even fit all his eccentricities into [ the same named] movie.

Dustin Lance Black

#8. The right to life does not depend, and must not be contingent, on the pleasure of anyone else, not even a parent or sovereign.

Mother Teresa