Top 12 Douchelord Quotes

#1. Scholars don't have blood flowing in their veins," said Hamlet. "When they're wounded, they bleed logic, and when all of it is gone, their brains die, and they become ... soldiers.

Orson Scott Card

Douchelord Quotes #31873
#2. The worst financial transaction you will ever make is selling yourself short.

Greg Gilbert

Douchelord Quotes #154688
#3. Everybody has to look at his or her own footprint and do the
best they can. It's not about being perfect, it's about doing
something. If we're looking for perfection, we'll never, ever
get there.

Laurie David

Douchelord Quotes #161814
#4. Liberty ... is there only when there is no abuse of power.

Baron De Montesquieu

Douchelord Quotes #258637
#5. Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers.

Woody Allen

Douchelord Quotes #458048
#6. Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.

Warren Buffett

Douchelord Quotes #713594
#7. You want something to drink?
Is this a trick question?
Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices, so choose wisely.

Alex Adams

Douchelord Quotes #1520204
#8. If a sorceress wanted a man who would stay faithful even when bespelled and accosted by nymphs, then she had to support that man even when he believed he could rehab his douchelord brother.

Kresley Cole

Douchelord Quotes #1534380
#9. We need to be bold and adventurous in our thinking in order to survive.

William O. Douglas

Douchelord Quotes #1619279
#10. There is nothing to fear. Nothing to worry about. Grieve nothing in this transitory world, he says softly.

Tahereh Mafi

Douchelord Quotes #1737118
#11. No, the douchelord simply closed the distance between us and plunged a syringe into my neck.

Laura Thalassa

Douchelord Quotes #1757506
#12. The Jews' greatest contribution to history is dissatisfaction! We're a nation born to be discontented. Whatever exists we believe can be changed for the better.

Shimon Peres

Douchelord Quotes #1796290

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