Dorm Wall Sayings

#1. I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'

Carrot Top

#2. It is very annoying - things have been written by people who didn't know me at all or Princess Diana. They were written by people who never knew me or met me. It did make me angry. I just stopped reading the papers.

Hasnat Khan

#3. Maybe the girl would get strong enough to withstand an ink exchange with one of the chosen faeries. If not, he could always give her to one of the weaker fey. It seemed a shame to waste a lovely broken toy.

Melissa Marr

#4. I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves.

Roy Cohn

#5. Football is business and business is business.

Rinus Michels

#6. Have you ever felt so full of thoughts you think you could burst?

Anyta Sunday

#7. The U.S. has taken an active role in wars from Libya to the Central African Republic, sent special ops forces into countries from Somalia to South Sudan, conducted airstrikes and abduction missions, even put boots on the ground in countries where it pledged it would not.

Nick Turse

#8. Kristen Stewart is kind of captivating; she can just stare at stuff and it works because I still want to watch it.

Joss Whedon

#9. After that day in your dorm when I fucked up your notes and kissed you against the wall, I

Anonymous

#10. I ended up rooming in a dorm that was basically a solid wall of female scientists. And every Wednesday, we would all watch "Star Trek: Next Generation."

Naomi Novik

#11. Image is sorcery.

Jorge Luis Borges

#12. Kate had attended a Presbyterian church with her family in Norfolk; she'd heard how the God of Moses could flip out and go pretty damn nuts when things didn't turn out His way.

Chet Williamson