Doofus Gif Quotes

#1. The manner of giving shows the character of the giver, more than the gift itself.

Johann Kaspar Lavater

#2. We live to read.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#3. It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.

Stephen Herfst

#4. Life rocks. It's better than Woodstock.

Karen Marie Moning

#5. Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

Mark Twain

#6. I always feared finding myself thinking about all the things I could have done, about all the things I was so close to doing.

Sambhav Ratnakar

#7. Ironically, many people can't afford to give precisely because they're not giving. If we pay our debt to God first, then we will incur His blessing to help us pay our debts to men. But when we rob God to pay men, we rob ourselves of God's blessing.

Randy Alcorn

#8. Enthusiasm moves the world.

Arthur Balfour

#9. She needs a proper supervillain name. Man Hands isn't doing it for me."

"You're right. How about 'Evil Wench from the Darkest Reaches of Mordor'?

S.J. Kincaid

#10. You sit better on a colour that you like

Verner Panton

#11. Hear me declare with boldness, I am a Christian,

Polycarp

#12. I don't want to be rich and I don't want to be famous.

Gwyneth Paltrow

#13. I call a lie: wanting not to see something one does see, wanting not to see something as one sees it ... The most common lie is the lie one tells to oneself; lying to others is relatively the exception.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#14. Whoever desires, let him take the water of life freely.

John F. MacArthur Jr.