Dongs Quotes

#1. Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. It was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHos, the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.

Argus Hamilton

#2. Jacks are home runs. So are dongs, bombs, and big flies. Baseball people express their fondness for a thing by thinking up lots of different ways to say it.

Michael Lewis

#3. I see you have Sgiach placed in the middle," Thanatos said.
"Yeah, along with onion rings, Hostess Ding Dongs, and my name," Aphrodite said.

Kristin Cast

#4. Meet the new witch, same as the old bitch. We monkeys have dinged enough dongs to know.

Danielle Paige

#5. When I was six all I could think about was ding-dongs and yo-yos.

Aaron Paul

#6. Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Phil Robertson

#7. Nobody touches my ding dongs!

Ray S. Jones

#8. All the hard times in your life was just preparation to help you appreciate the good times

Steven Aitchison

#9. I'm good with words, but not the spoken kind; I've often thought what a marvelous thing it would be if I could only conduct relationships on paper.

Kate Morton

#10. You must wakeup in the morning thinking of things you could change in and about your life on a daily basis.

Sunday Adelaja

#11. Once more upon the waters! yet once more!
And the waves bound beneath me as a steed
That knows his rider.

Lord Byron

#12. No woman so naked as one you can see to be naked underneath her clothes.

Michael Frayn

#13. Luck? Sure. But only after long practice and only with the ability to think under pressure.

Babe Didrikson Zaharias

#14. Photography is the easiest art, which perhaps makes it the hardest.

Lisette Model