Dolly Parton Plastic Surgery Quotes

#1. I'm a facist about spoilers. I'm the biggest pain in the ass to the marketing and promotions department. If I had my way, the commercials would be 30 seconds of black with a few words on them.

Brian Austin Green

#2. SOCIETY IS DOOMED for one very simple reason: it takes dozens of men working months with millions of dollars in materials to build a building, but only one dumb-ass with a bomb to bring it down.

David Wong

#3. And I twisted it wrong just to make it right
Had to leave myself behind

Ben Folds

#4. I've messed myself up more playing music than when I played football.

Zakk Wylde

#5. We Americans are lucky to live in a country with a history full of noble ideas, great leaders, and awe-inspiring accomplishments. Sadly, many of our elites want no part of it.

Michael Barone

#6. Vegetarians may be appalled, but much of gardening is actually raising animals: the tiny ones under the earth's surface

Toby Hemenway

#7. Change your ways when fear seizes," he had said, "for it usually means you are doing something wrong.

Jean Craighead George

#8. Who would have thought," the witch had asked, "that a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?

Anne Tyler

#9. The best practical advice I can give to the present generation is to practice the virtue which the Christians call love.

Bertrand Russell

#10. Problem 3: What innovative change could be made to an alarm clock to make it more effective? Proposed solution: If you hit snooze, your coworkers are notified via e-mail that you overslept.

Anonymous

#11. People say you shouldn't have plastic surgery because if God wanted you another way he would have made you that way, but I say that's a lot of crock. If God didn't want plastic surgeons, he wouldn't have given them hands to work with.

Dolly Parton

#12. The only reason guys wanna play pool with girls is to see you leaning over the table, looking sexy. Not that I wouldn't enjoy that ... immensely. - Chris

Jennifer Comeaux

#13. Man is an endangered species.

L. Ron Hubbard

#14. Oh, this is horriculous.

Lisa Kleypas

#15. It's amazing what storms your face can hide, what terrible wrecks can writhe and heave beneath, without one ripple on the surface.

Jenny Valentine

#16. The singular secret of khaddar lies in its saleability in the place of its production and use by the manufacturers themselves.

Mahatma Gandhi