Dogs Bite Quotes

#1. Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and you'll never be bitten. Dogs don't respect humility and sorrow.

Jack Kerouac

#2. Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Marilyn Monroe

#3. Even hungry dogs know better than to bite the hand that feeds them,

George R R Martin

#4. All close friendships are marked with competition. Our earliest tests are against our siblings and playmates, and some of that rivalry endures amongst friends into adulthood. Like dogs play fighting, you learn not to bite hard.

Christopher Bollen

#5. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Mark Twain

#6. Some dogs bite. So you keep them away from people. You can't just get rid of them, for being the way they are. And now and then you can be glad to have them around, to snarl the way a good dog never does.

Marilynne Robinson

#7. Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.

Diogenes

#8. Timid dogs more eagerly bark than bite.

Quintus Curtius Rufus

#9. Every dog has its day. Some even bite.

Jordan Phillips

#10. Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

Rob Schneider

#11. It is only dogs that never bite their masters.

Thornton Wilder

#12. People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

August Strindberg

#13. Every cat knows how to keep his owner feeding them: You may scratch and bite ninety-nine times, but the hundredth time, you must leap into a lap and press your nose to their nose. Rules are for dogs.

Catherynne M Valente

#14. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

Sigmund Freud

#15. I like dogs better [than people]. They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always know where they're coming from. With people, you never know which ones will bite. The difference between dogs and men is that you know where dogs sleep at night.

Greg Louganis

#16. Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.

Konrad Lorenz

#17. I've been dealing with the press for 45 years. You need a very long spoon to sup with them. While you are always grateful, they are like badly trained dogs. They smile and wag and bite your arm off.

Joanna Lumley

#18. Barking dogs don't bite, but they themselves don't know it.

Sholom Aleichem

#19. If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!

Nikita Khrushchev

#20. Here is a list of terrible things,
The jaws of sharks, a vultures wings
The rabid bite of the dogs of war,
The voice of one who went before,
But most of all the mirror's gaze,
Which counts us out our numbered days.

Clive Barker

#21. There's often a reason why people and dogs bite. It's about self-protection. If we respect what we may not know about the suffering of others and look at them compassionately, we open the door that can lead to understanding.

Jennifer Skiff

#22. Once bitten twice shy? Sure, but ... why not get a bigger dog and bite them back?

A.A. Bell

#23. Let dogs delight to bark and bite, for God hath made them so.

Isaac Watts

#24. If a man fears dogs, he may beat one with a stick when he sees it. As is the nature of all creatures, that dog will bite him. And then he may tell everyone that he was right about dogs, that they are evil. But I ask you, who is at fault in this scenario, the man or the dog?

Adriana Mather

#25. A defense based on the weakness of nature belongs to untutored children and dogs that bite, Captain.

Steven Erikson

#26. I so despise people who keep dogs, they are cowards that havent got the curridge to bite themselfs

August Strindberg

#27. Grover murmured, "Well, Percy, what have we learned today?"
That three-headed dogs prefer red rubber balls over sticks?"
No," Grover told me. "We've learned that your plans really, really bite!

Rick Riordan

#28. The loyal dogs of a dictator are much more dangerous than the dictator himself because a dictator can bite you only through his supporters. Without his dogs, he is nothing! More's the pity, the world history is full of such loyal biters!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#29. When thou eatest, give to the dogs, should they even bite thee.

Voltaire

#30. For some are in the habit of carrying about the name in wicked guile, while they still practice things unworthy of God. You must flee these as you would wild beasts. For they are ravening dogs, who bite secretly, against whom you must be on your guard, since they are men who can scarcely be cured.

Ignatius Of Antioch