Dog Philosophy Quotes

#1. People who love soft methods and hate iniquity forget this; that reform consists in taking a bone from a dog. Philosophy will not do it.

John Jay Chapman

#2. A dog is the best philosopher because he knows what you want and gives you that with kindness and love.

Debasish Mridha

#3. So there are cakes and pillows and colors galore, but underneath this more obvious patchwork quilt are places like a quiet room where you can go and hold someone's hand and not have to say anything.

Alice Sebold

#4. Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.

Sandra Bullock

#5. The folkish philosophy of life must succeed in bringing about that nobler age in which men no longer are concerned with breeding dogs, horses, and cats, but in elevating man himself.

Adolf Hitler

#6. Repression is the only lasting philosophy. The dark deference of fear and slavery, my friend, will keep the dogs obedient to the whip, as long as this roof shuts out the sky.

Charles Dickens

#7. You will never have a friend as loyal as a dog.

Debasish Mridha

#8. Be wonderful! Like a dog, love with all of your heart.

Debasish Mridha

#9. I am inclined to think that these muscles and bones of mine would have gone off long ago to Megara or Boeotia - by the dog they would, if they had been moved only by their own idea of what was best.
(tr Jowett)

Plato

#10. Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying
'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the gates, signed, Father McGonnigill.' ... 'PS: He once had a hot dog on a Friday, but don't hold that against him.'

P.N. Elrod

#11. The human imagination ... has great difficulty in living strictly within the confines of a materialist practice or philosophy. It dreams, like a dog in its basket, of hares in the open.

John Berger

#12. I always used to watch 'Labyrinth' and 'The Neverending Story.' Those were like my two favorite movies that I would watch over and over and over again.

Vanessa Hudgens

#13. We all have the same beginning - birth - and we all have the same end - death. So how different can we be?

Mitch Albom

#14. If every animal shelter in the United States embraced the No Kill philosophy and the programs and services that make it possible, we would save nearly four million dogs and cats who are scheduled to die in shelters this year, and the year after that. It is not an impossible dream.

Nathan Winograd

#15. My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

Elayne Boosler

#16. You always put things at risk. If you fell out of a tree as a child, I'd clean you up and bandage your knees, and next I looked you'd be out climbing again. You never learned your lesson.
Oh, she'd learned her lesson. Climb harder.

Courtney Milan

#17. A best friend is he who can emulate a dog but still can talk.

Debasish Mridha

#18. A dog is the most joyful friend that you can have.

Debasish Mridha

#19. How strange! A dog is more humane than a human is.

Debasish Mridha

#20. In general, I distrust philosophy. Plato recommended chasing poets from the city; the 'great' Heidegger was a Nazi; Lukacs was a communist; and J. P. Sartre wrote: 'Any anti-communist is a dog.'

Claude Simon

#21. There's a reason diehard fans get to the ballpark hours before game time. It's not for better parking. It's not for extra time to find our seats. It's not so we'll have time to down an extra hot dog, heavy on the mustard, prior to the first pitch. It's called BP.

Tucker Elliot

#22. When I forget how to love I look at my dog.

Debasish Mridha

#23. Coming out's the hardest part, when you're Queen Elvis.

Robyn Hitchcock