Dog Kisses Quotes

#1. There's nothing so bad in the world that dog kisses won't make it better

Lynn Plourde

#2. Well, you should have a chat with your boyfriend, clarify your desires. Hate to break the news, but, uh, he's cheatin' on you. Tell him I said my dog kisses better than him and he hits like a girl.

Courtney Vail

#3. When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all women.

Julie Burchill

#4. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Rodney Dangerfield

#5. Look not back. No, not even if you see the dearest and nearest cry. Look not back, but forward. We cannot stop. If we stop we die. We have either to go forward or to go backward. We have either to progress or to degenerate.

Swami Vivekananda

#6. Life's adventures make great reading!

Denise Robbins

#7. He'd never known he had so much fight in him. Never known he could be capable of so much... He was going to change the world.

Ethel Rohan

#8. I said nothing. If she wasn't careful, everyone would rush out of her life, life out of a burning building.

Lorrie Moore

#9. The fear you let build up in your mind is worse than the situation that actually exist

Spencer Johnson

#10. The darkest day in a man's career is that wherein he fancies there is some easier way of getting a dollar than by squarely earning it.

Horace Greeley

#11. When I pastored a country church, a farmer didn't like the sermons I preached on hell. He said, Preach about the meek and lowly Jesus. I said, That's where I got my information about hell.

Vance Havner

#12. I have two children. They are more fun than anything in the world, and it's more immediate fun than the hard slog of writing.

Denise Mina

#13. And they understand that to be an effective member of a democracy, you have to accept responsibility.

Daniel Greenberg

#14. God searches for us, no matter what dark place we're in or what door we're behind. He hears our impossible, audacious prayers for ourselves and others. And He delights in forgiving us and then answering those prayers by letting us return home to Him.

Bob Goff

#15. Nazarenes." Ezra faltered, leaning against a nearby wall. The word in Hebrew was Hanozree and held powerful significance among religious Judeans. The word signified the highest form of denial of self, rejection of sin, turning away from temptation, and earnestly seeking the Lord.

Janette Oke

#16. He's already one up on me. He's been on the receiving end of a couple of Hottie's kisses.
I've got nothing. It's the first time I've ever been jealous of my dog.

Sarina Bowen

#17. Fear separates--makes us feel alone--disconnected--while love--love does just the opposite--it unites. {shadowland}

Alyson Noel

#18. Even the losers get lucky sometimes!

Tom Petty