Doctor Strangelove Quotes

#1. One must be serious about something, if one wants to have any amusement in life.

Oscar Wilde

#2. If you asked me which gives me more joy, my work or my family, there is no question that it's my family. Hands down. If I had to give one up, it wouldn't even be a contest.

Emily Oster

#3. Marriage. Isn't it great? Each time you fall back in love with your [spouse] it gets better and better.

Fannie Flagg

#4. Clever kids in Ravenclaw, evil kids in Slytherin, wannabe heroes in Gryffindor, and everyone who does the actual work in Hufflepuff.

Eliezer Yudkowsky

#5. I used to think there was a secret when it came to success, until I read a shit load of books and posts and realized the secret is the millionaires are getting rich off idiots like me who believe there truly is a secret.

James Jean-Pierre

#6. Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity.

H.M. Ward

#7. Who now travels that dark path from whose bourne they say no one returns.
[Lat., Qui nunc it per iter tenebricosum
Illue unde negant redire quemquam.]

Catullus

#8. There are times when I swear that boy is as mature as an old man, and other times when he hasn't got the sense of a three-year-old babe. (Mavis)
Good Lord, Mavis. He is a grown man after all! (Alice)

Kinley MacGregor

#9. It's like getting an extraordinary meal after you've been eating junk food for a long time. The taste just sweeps through your sensibilities, bringing all-out contentment, and the sheer goodness of it makes up for every bad meal you ever had.

Joan Bauer

#10. The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror, which continued for another four or five years. There still is, a little bit.

Bob Newhart

#11. America has a new delicacy, a coarse, rank refinement.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#12. Her face was one of a kind, a surprising variation that made observers think, Yes
that would be another very nice way for people to look.

Kurt Vonnegut

#13. At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.

J. B. Smoove

#14. You should get a glass stomach. That way you won't have to worry about pulling your head out of your ass!

Dave England

#15. Love, and don't be caught in opinions and ideas about what love is or should be.

Jiddu Krishnamurti