Distaters Quotes

#1. Misfoutune always comes to those who wait. The trick is to find happiness in the breif gaps between distaters.

Christopher Paolini

#2. Let's see... "Advanced Flanking Theory", by U.R. Skrood. "Fighting on the Grid", by Minnie Churse. "Moving on Diagonals", by Wun and Ahaff. Ah ha! Here it is: "Attacks of Opportunity Explained", by Ben Dover and Taye Kitt.

Rich Burlew

#3. When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent.

Aubrey Plaza

#4. There have been many people for whom limitations, failure, loss, or pain in whatever form turned out to be their greatest teacher. It taught them to let go of false self-images and superficial ego-dictated goals and desires. It gave them depth, humility and compassion. It made them more real.

Eckhart Tolle

#5. Pregnancy stops you from having sex?" he asked wide-eyed before looking to Keela and saying, "We're adopting."
We all laughed.

L.A. Casey

#6. I want to focus on God's grace and give thanks for all the good things in my life. I don't want to focus on what I don't have.

Joyce Meyer