Top 20 Disneyland Ride Quotes
#1. Venice is the prettiest city I've ever seen. It looks like a Disneyland ride.
George Clooney
#2. My general rule of thumb is, once something's a ride at Disneyland, I assume that it is no longer a threat in real life. Which is why I don't expect to get attacked by a giant tea cup anytime soon.
Arj Barker
#3. As for AIDS, it's a plague. We are human, we get plagues. They come along every so often, kill off two thirds of the population; in the next generation it's a quarter; after that it's a childhood disease.
Larry Niven
#4. You got a cop under five feet tall, what if he's gotta plant evidence on a high shelf? What then? What if he's gotta chase a suspect onto a ride at Disneyland?
Greg Giraldo
#5. A math lecture without a proof is like a movie without a love scene. This talk has two proofs.
Hendrik Lenstra
#6. The man kisses me and I just hop right on him like he's the hottest new ride at Disneyland.
Karen Marie Moning
#7. I personally made a decision many years ago that I wanted to crawl into portraiture because it had a lot of latitude.
Annie Leibovitz
#8. The Bible is the one Word of the one God about the one way of salvation through the one Savior, Jesus Christ.
Graeme Goldsworthy
#9. Disneyland is supposed to be the happiest place on Earth and I have to say when I'm riding around in that crazy Space Mountain ride I'm happy.
Famke Janssen
#11. They were not half living, or quarter living. They were simply so many bags of bones in which sparks of life fluttered faintly.
Jack London
#12. I am, of course, greatly honoured to win the Booker, which is one of the great literary prizes in the world.
Richard Flanagan
#13. Ever been to Disneyland? That was definitely an E ticket!
Sally Ride
#14. To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
Rodney Dangerfield
#15. (Ash used his powers to lift Zarek from the floor and pin him roughly against the ceiling.)
Stop pushing your luck, boy. I've had it with you. (Acheron)
Have you ever thought of hiring yourself out to Disneyland? People would pay a fortune for this ride. (Zarek)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#16. The stupidest thing she knew was for people to act like they knew all about the things they knew absolutely nothing about.
Jostein Gaarder
#17. As you acknowledge desire or wanting, you can begin to see that your mind acts a little like a child at Disneyland: I want that candy and I want to go on that ride and I want that stuffed toy.
Jack Kornfield
#18. I think directors should at least take acting lessons to see what's going on. And I think all actors should direct to see what a director has to go through.
Penny Marshall
#19. When you give power to an executive you do not know who will be filling that position when the time of crisis comes.
Ernest Hemingway,
#20. Affliction hardens and discourages us because, like a red hot iron, it stamps the soul to its very depths with the scorn, the disgust, and even the self-hatred and sense of guilt that crime logically should produce but actually does not.
Simone Weil
