Disionariu Quotes

#1. Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker.

Warren Ellis

#2. A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

Phyllis Diller

#3. I prefer to be remembered for what I have done for others, not what others have done for me.

Thomas Jefferson

#4. The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.

Jon Stewart

#5. We can not imaging the pain, You must all be feeling At the loss of Your loving son But just to let you know You are in our thoughts, At this very sad time.

Julie McGregor

#6. The search for truth is long and tortuous. In fact, you wouldn't find it at all if you didn't know where it was in the first place.

Jerry D. Ward

#7. A new poll found that almost 70 percent of voters say that whoever our next president is, they must have political experience. You know, because it would be rude to say 'anyone but Donald Trump.'

Jimmy Fallon

#8. I'm a bit of a perfectionist, and I want to give 100 percent to everything.

Sarah McLachlan

#9. I've always internalized things.

Peter Fonda