Disfiguring The Goddess Quotes

#1. I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.

Mike Birbiglia

#2. English is a bitch

Anne Carson

#3. If silences could be pregnant, then this one went to full term.

Alison Weir

#4. Dr. Turing of Cambridge says that the soul is an illusion and that all that defines us as human beings can be reduced to a series of mechanical operations.

Neal Stephenson

#5. I got rid of my glasses and they changed my hair. That's really all they did. They went shopping for me, so the clothes are different too. It wasn't like Extreme Makeover where I got a nose job or anything.

Clay Aiken

#6. We continue to shape our personality all our life. If we knew ourselves perfectly, we should die.

Albert Camus

#7. The human heart is exquisitely fragile. Our judgments need to be gentle, our understanding deep, and our forgiveness wide.

Ron Rolheiser

#8. Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.

Samuel Johnson