Discordianism Books Quotes

#1. The wise man will always reflect concerning the quality not the quantity of life.

Seneca The Younger

#2. Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.

Will Rogers

#3. The 19thc hatred of Realism is Caliban's enraged reaction to seeing his own face in the mirror. The 19thc rejection of Romanticism is Caliban's fury at not seeing his face reflected in the mirror.

Oscar Wilde

#4. Make your life the greatest story ever told!

Marie Guillaume

#5. When it comes to you? Hell no," he said. "With you, I'm so far out of my league I can't even see the league.

Jill Shalvis

#6. When I am asleep I dream what I dream
when I am awake.
It's a continuous dream.

Antonio Porchia

#7. Making money is often more fun than spending it, though I personally have never regretted money I've spent on friends, new experiences, saving time, travel, and causes I believe in.

Sam Altman

#8. When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Burt Reynolds

#9. I think it's very difficult, and it requires a tremendous amount of spiritual integrity and discipline, to not be a narcissist in a culture that encourages it every step of the way.

Alan Ball

#10. Sometimes, at night you could hear the whole damn city crying.

Bruce Springsteen

#11. There are two ways of being creative. One can sing and dance. Or one can create an environment in which singers and dancers flourish.

Warren Bennis

#12. I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch.

H.J. Bellus

#13. When you have kids, there's a tendency to put the marriage stew on the back burner and give it a quick stir now and then. But it's important to remember why you had children with this person.

Allison Pearson

#14. Seek not the favor of the mulititude; it is seldom got by honest and lawful means. But seek the testimony of few; and number not voices, but weigh them. Immanuel Kant

Bohdi Sanders

#15. Cast aside any column about two subjects. It means the pundit chickened out on the hard decision about what to write about that day.

William Safire