Discordian Quotes

#1. Drest had made a careful study of the Discordian philosophy and realized it was the kind of outlandish nonsense that would appeal to the kind of people who made all the trouble in history-brilliant, intellectual, slightly deranged dope fiends and oddball math-and-technology buffs.

Robert Anton Wilson

#2. A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants

Robert Anton Wilson

#3. I can't stand it to think my life is going so fast and I'm not really living it.

Ernest Hemingway,

#4. Playing on the streets of Iraq, or in Israel or the Gaza strip, I'd sing angry protest songs against war. People would say, 'Make us clap, make us dance, and laugh and sing.' It really made me think about the importance of happy music.

Michael Franti

#5. It's never acceptable to target civilians. It violates the Geneva Accords, it violates the international law of war and it violates all principles of morality.

Alan Dershowitz

#6. In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.

Hermann Hesse

#7. I am not a commercial industry creator. I don't believe in making art to make money.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

#8. The French just said he was a damned nuisance. Or they would have had they the good fortune to speak English. Instead being French they were forced to say it in their own language.

Lauren Willig

#9. Not being able to find a cause is profoundly distressing; it creates anxiety because it implies a loss of control. The desire to find a cause is driven by fear.

Sidney Dekker

#10. Except for two or three older writers, all modern literature seems to me not literature but some sort of handicraft, which exists only so as to be encouraged, though one is reluctant to use its products.

Anton Chekhov

#11. Money isn't everything, but lack of money isn't anything.

Franklin P. Adams

#12. If you improve a teacher's self-esteem, confidence, communication skills or stress levels, you improve that teacher's overall effectiveness across the curriculum.

Elaine MacDonald

#13. I am very happy since when I am in different cities I can experience and learn different cultures!

Yani Tseng