Discordian Calendar Quotes

#1. You don't have to be a good singer any more if you can rap well.

Daryl Hall

#2. I remember the first time I spoke to an editor. I thought I'd be sick, I was so nervous. The first time I spoke to a large group at a conference, I had the jitters for days beforehand.

Lori Foster

#3. The world was a shitpot with a barbed-wire handle and the further he could kick it the better he liked it.

Jim Thompson

#4. Pretty much every day consists of me trying to save the world.

Lisa Bedrick

#5. The trick of successful investors is to sell when they want to, not when they have to.

Seth Klarman

#6. I didn't know baboons could drive recreational vehicles, but Khufu did okay. When I woke up around dawn, he was navigating through the early morning rush hour in Houston, baring his fangs and barking a lot, and none of the other drivers seemed to notice anything out of the ordinary.

Rick Riordan

#7. I hope that God forgive us, all of us sinners turn us back into beginners, put us up where the winners go, Holy apartments in the gardens in which the rivers flow, thank you for all your blessings and all of your miracles.

Lupe Fiasco

#8. Many believe it is possible to be a "good Christian" without joining (or even attending) a local church, but God would strongly disagree.

Rick Warren

#9. Stay centered, do not overstretch. Extend from your center, return to your center.

Gautama Buddha

#10. I think of myself as a reportage photographer. I like the word. It implies a personal account of an observed event with connotations of subjectivity but honesty. It is eye-witness photography.

David Hurn

#11. Yahweh, you are awesome in power!

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. Philly gave me my ambition and drive to get more. It's a reminder to stay on top of my game. That's not a place I want to go back to.

Meek Mill

#13. I believe it is called 'Area 51' because of a project, the very first project that went on out there, in 1951.

Annie Jacobsen

#14. Second chances don't come cheap.

Chris Cole