Dirla Da Quotes

#1. Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.

Scott Adams

#2. i love god soo much, but he like butt raping.

Jesus Zulaika

#3. Books were considered a sign of idleness at best and dangerous at worst.

James Rebanks

#4. I'm one of those guys who would like to weigh about 115 pounds for a couple of hours in the afternoon and then go back to my own size about 5 o'clock.

Richie Allen

#5. Why be given hours and days if all you want to do is make them go away again?

Catherine Ryan Hyde

#6. I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson voice on the bus, obviously before I hit puberty. And everybody went, 'Whoa, that sounds just like Bart Simpson.'

Bill Hader

#7. Darling, we're going to hurt each other. That's what happens when you're in a relationship." The smile faded from his lips. "It has already happened and yet, here we still are."
- Graham, 'Wheeler

Sara Butler Zalesky

#8. I do believe that great love brings with it the terror and possibility of great loss.

Emily Susan Rapp

#9. Greatly excited, and making little squeals and rumbles of pleasure, the Elephants grazed through the blue-bells, their trunks flying out to latch on to hazel branches, which they dragged and tore down and stuffed into their mouths.

Christopher Nicholson

#10. When your mama was the geek, my dreamlets," Papa would say, "she made the nipping off of noggins such a crystal mystery that the hens themselves yearned toward her, waltzing around her, hypnotized with longing.

Katherine Dunn

#11. I think the probability of a supernatural creator existing is very very low,

Richard Dawkins