Dipshits Quotes

#1. The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.

Scott Adams

#2. I don't think I'm interested in writing women's novels anymore.

Carolyn See

#3. I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time.

Matt Groening

#4. Atlas said, 'Must my future be so heavy?'
Hera said, 'That is your present, Atlas. Your future hardens every day, but it is not fixed.'
'How can I escape my fate?'
'You must choose your destiny.

Jeanette Winterson

#5. I'm from a family of bankers and businessmen, and here I am, the artist, the black sheep.

Matthew Quick

#6. I did not grow up with a spatula in my hand. I didn't even cook that much in high school. I was busy being a teenager and doing everything that goes along with that.

Christine Teigen

#7. Every man is like the company he wont to keep.

Euripides

#8. Well, I was a big fan of the book and therein a huge fan of the girl Precious. And so I felt like I knew this girl. I felt like I'd grown up alongside her. I felt like she was in my family. She was my friend and she was like people I didn't want to be friends with.

Gabourey Sidibe

#9. Envy: a confused, tangled guide to one's own ambitions.

Alain De Botton

#10. Everybody learns from traveling. I think we all do.

Gisele Bundchen

#11. I've done a movie called 'Lemonade Mouth' for Disney Channel, which was fun to do. I actually got discovered through an open casting call where anyone could audition.

Blake Michael

#12. Shrugging out of the damaged shirt, Jake said roughly, "I still dream about you."
"I have nightmares about you." I dragged my T-shirt over my head, threw it aside.

Josh Lanyon

#13. New Rule: Stop leaving couches on the sidewalk. Besides being lazy and ugly, it's animal cruelty. You teach your dog not to pee on the couch, and then when you take him to the place he's supposed to pee, there's a couch.

Bill Maher