Dillahunty Quotes

#1. The first to come and the last to go, working for that minimum wage.

Jackson Browne

#2. A little arrogance (or even a lot) isn't such a bad thing, although your mother undoubtedly told you different. Mine did. "Pride goeth before a fall, Stephen", she said ... and then I found out - right around the age that is 19 x 2 - that eventually you fall down, anyway.

Stephen King

#3. Zeev Feinberg parted from his own obligation and left Yaffa on the sofa, blushing about something he had just wispered to her. Now Zeev wanted to see what the goddess of luck had given his friend, and once again noted that the bitch invariably gives nuts to people who have no teeth.

Ayelet Gundar-Goshen

#4. The people who are constantly striving to apply skepticism to everything in their lives, the ones who actually care enough about truth and [care to try to] avoid being wrong, and biased, and prejudiced, and clueless; those are the people we need, and need to be.

Matt Dillahunty

#5. I don't know how we can fix a world where people have been so convinced that they are doing the right thing out of compassion and love and trying to help people, when it is absolute poison, when it is absolutely destructive.

Matt Dillahunty

#6. I want to believe as many true things and as few false things as possible.

Matt Dillahunty

#7. Curse you "Oxytocin", that sin was your fault!

Fereidoon Yazdi

#8. A god that does not manifest in reality is indistinguishable from a god that does not exist.

Matt Dillahunty

#9. I would drive home and see people wearing my No. 34 jersey and wonder why, because I didn't feel worthy of that. And all the time I just knew people were staring at me, talking about me everywhere I went.

Ricky Williams

#10. People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go.

Paul Simon

#11. The idea that the Christian god is just, is directly contradicted by the idea that the Christian god is merciful. Perfect justice and any mercy are necessarily directly in contradiction, because mercy is a suspension of justice.

Matt Dillahunty

#12. I don't think there is anything wrong with learning from people who are better than you.

Asa Larsson

#13. I'll live for me and for other real people. Until some god gives me five minutes of their time ... they deserve none of mine.

Matt Dillahunty

#14. Like a wildflower, poetry does not need explanation. It only needs to touch our emotions.

Debasish Mridha

#15. British scientists say they have developed a super broccoli that can help fight heart disease. You know, if you want to fight heart disease, why don't you come up with a food people will actually eat? Like a super glazed doughnut.

Jay Leno

#16. If I have done wrong to another person, the correct course of action is to apologize and make amends to that person and not blow it all off and hope that some God is going to forgive me and make it all go away. That sort of mentality is what allows people to not treat others in a way that is good.

Matt Dillahunty

#17. Science is the only thing that disproves science, and it does it all the time.

Matt Dillahunty