Diaphram Quotes

#1. Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.

Stephen Colbert

#2. I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.

Roseanne Barr

#3. By Tink's diaphram...!

Kim Harrison

#4. Some men think because they're afraid to do.

George R R Martin

#5. One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all.

Jean De La Bruyere

#6. By inconsistency and frivolity we stray from the Way and show ourselves to be beginners. In this we do much harm.

Yamamoto Tsunetomo

#7. You can play with your flamethrower later.

Rick Riordan

#8. Acting wasn't what I wanted to do forever. I wanted a home, and I wanted children.

Susan Kohner

#9. All forms that perish other forms supply,
(By turns we catch the vital breath and die)
Like bubbles on the sea of matter borne,
They rise, they break, and to that sea return.

Alexander Pope

#10. An essential part of seeing clearly is finding the willingness to look closely and to go beyond our own ideas.

Cheri Huber

#11. Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks.

Alexa Chung

#12. How am I, a writer, supposed to feel about having lost you to a reader?

Joshua Cohen

#13. I am pretty anal about not crazy Googling myself, and searching. I am sure there are all kinds of horrible things being said that I am not aware of.

Lauren Bowles

#14. The profits follow, and if we have remembered that, they have never failed to appear.

George W. Merck