Top 39 Dex Foray Quotes
#1. But I was Dex Foray and 'dramatic' was my middle name, along with 'The Fuckmaster' and 'Pierre
Karina Halle
#2. I wasn't Dex Foray. I was just this emotion that was crumbling to the floor, holding onto the doorway like it was the last thread of my humanity.
Karina Halle
#3. The Dex Foray special involves two lubed fingers, a lot of tongue and a cigarette for afterwards.
Karina Halle
#4. I am Dex Foray, the only penis involved in the show. And who might you be?
Karina Halle
#5. Birds looked like an echo of birds, fat white clouds looked as if they were there to sell you fabric softener or air travel or health insurance.
Alexandra Kleeman
#6. You're the light in all this madness. You're my light. I should have been with you ... " The thought hit him as his face crumpled in amazement. "Oh God, why am I not with you?"
"Because you're an idiot," I said.
Karina Halle
#7. Perry Palomino, kiddo, baby - will you be my wife?
Karina Halle
#8. If you don't love to read, you just haven't found the right book.
Tim Green
#9. In an ideal world I could do hellish things to her and she'd love it but in this world I came to save Perry. No one else seemed to give a shit.
Karina Halle
#10. Kiddo, I rarely get compliments. So I just decide to compliment myself instead. You should try it sometime.
Karina Halle
#11. I love you Perry," he whispered, mouth moving in my hair. "I love you so fucking much. And I'm losing myself. I'm losing myself to you and I don't care anymore because there's never been a better feeling in the whole fucking world. I love you. So much. Too much. Always.
Karina Halle
#12. How pathetic this town must be to find a fuckup like me as their savior.
Karina Halle
#13. Not everyone will like what you write but there's a certain group who'll love what you write. Keep WRITING for them.
David Chuka
#14. It's not exactly polite to keep saying hell, but you can always do what I do and make up a word. Like, twatwaffle. Or douchecanoe.
Karina Halle
#15. The power of the anger flowing through me, the urge to get back to Perry while I could, had raised me into another level of consciousness. In other words, I was bat-shit crazy.
Karina Halle
#16. Poor Twatwaffle. Thank God all good llamas go to heaven.
Karina Halle
#17. When you notice a fault in your neighbour, search for the same in yourself.
Rumi
#18. I know that lack of contact creates more lack of contact, and contact creates more contact, or at least an ability to talk to with each other.
Gloria Steinem
#19. We were Dex and Perry and our relationship seemed to thrive on the universe being out of order. Either that or our relationship actually caused the world to turn upside down. It was hard to say.
Karina Halle
#20. isn't all that unusual to me. The fact that they're all magic users is more interesting than their sleeping arrangements.
Zoe E. Whitten
#21. I wondered if the owners would mind if I murdered someone in their front yard. A big red-headed someone. He was so full of shit, he'd make fantastic fertilizer for their garden
Karina Halle
#22. Keeping you alive,
that is my primary purpose.
I am costless,
omnipresent.
Poor oxygen,
pitiable oxygen.
Santosh Lamichhane
#23. Thanks for agreeing to watch Fat Rabbit. Hope you're prepared for lots of farts in your future. From the dog, of course.
Karina Halle
#24. Who can resist this handsome mug?" He stroked his broad jaw and I tried my hardest not to nod along. "Complete with rapist facial hair," I added.
Karina Halle
#25. This is me trying, Perry," he said softly, the anger being drained of his face. "This is me taking my heart out of my chest and putting the bloody mess in your hands. I can't give you much more than that.
Karina Halle
#26. Self-control is a big deal in human performance. Getting better depends upon it. You cannot get better if it's not you who has to get better. You are the performer, period. You are the only thing you can control.
Henry Cloud
#27. Jenn said something about taking a picture to make it last longer. I didn't need to. That moment would always be burned in my head. That moment when I knew that I was way in over my head. I was fucked.
Karina Halle
#28. I want you to stay with me," he said. "And that's the problem. Every time you leave me, I need you a little bit more.
Karina Halle
#29. You're still in love with her. She makes you want to live life. Personally, and this is just me, man, if I ever met a woman who saved me that way, I'd devote some temples to her or something. That's how the Taj Mahal got started, I'm sure.
Karina Halle
#30. Well, to what do we owe the honor of your presence? I asked snidely. National Slut Convention next door? Twatwaffles Anonymous?
Karina Halle
#31. Being in charge of your work life doesn't mean you always move with assurance and sublime self-confidence; it means you keep moving, continuing on your own path, even when you feel shaky and uncertain.
Charlotte Beers
#32. For once, I can feel everything. Every emotion, every feeling, every sense. I've never felt so alive. How ironic.
Karina Halle
#33. I was trying to be a better man, Perry. For you." I shifted in my seat. "Dex ... " "And I'll keep trying," he quickly said, voice low and somber. "Until I get it right.
Karina Halle
#34. While I lay there in his arms, me his wife and he my husband, I realized I didn't know what the future held. But I knew it held Dex.
And that was more than good enough for me.
That was everything.
Karina Halle
#35. Children ate whole wheat pasta and whole wheat bread and all sorts of weird coarse-grained rice that their stomachs could not digest properly, but that didn't matter because it was "beneficial," it was "healthy," it was "wholesome.
Karl Ove Knausgard
#36. Sometimes you can foresee certain moments in your life. For me, it's usually a moment based on a lie. Cause and effect. You lie, you hide something from the world and you know one day someone will uncover the truth. And you know when that happens, it won't be pretty.
It will be ugly.
Karina Halle
#38. I didn't put the sword into her. I only gave her the sword.
She's the one who just put it in me.
Karina Halle
#39. If we were able to live at the level of the soul all the time, there would be no need for hindsight to appreciate the great truths of life.
Deepak Chopra
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