Dewg Quotes

#1. Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat ... iz not my dog!

Peter Sellers

#2. A broken heart is not the same as sadness. Sadness occurs when the heart is stone cold and lifeless. On the contrary, there is an unbelievable amount of vitality in a broken heart.

Elizabeth Lesser

#3. Hence no force, however great, can stretch a cord, however fine, into a horizontal line which is accurately straight: there will always be a bending downwards.

William Whewell

#4. No one was coming to save me. I was alone. I welcomed the darkness to take me, and I closed my eyes to this world.

Ashlan Thomas

#5. Fans tend to get too excited by streaks of either kind and I think the press does too. There should be a happy medium.

Walt Alston

#6. Any Latin dance, whether it be salsa, cha cha, samba, etc., is very sexy for me to see a woman do. Using your hips is the key.

Ryan Guzman

#7. Anyone who loves his neighbor within the limits of the world is doing no more and no less injustice than someone who loves himself within the limits of the world.

Franz Kafka

#8. Invention hovers always a little above the rules.

Mary Oliver

#9. If Tiger Woods slamming his club into the ground is the biggest worry wehave, our sport isinprettygood shape.

Arnold Palmer

#10. Second chances do come your way. Like trains, they arrive and depart regularly. Recognizing the ones that matter is the trick.

Jill A. Davis

#11. We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.

Moon Unit Zappa

#12. Amy is a Sharpie; she's passionate.

Caroline Kepnes

#13. There's no doubt I expect to die in prison.

Jack Kevorkian