Designated Hitter Quotes

#1. I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.

Jay Mohr

#2. What had I expected of the first child? Everything. Rocket scientist. Neurosurgeon. Designated hitter. We talked wisely at cocktail parties about the sad mistake our mothers had made in pinning all their hopes and dreams on us. We were full of it.

Anna Quindlen

#3. Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.

Gaylord Perry

#4. The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws.

Rick Wise

#5. I don't like the designated hitter. A guy who plays should be able to catch and hit.

Marge Schott

#6. I'll never stop writing. It's one occupation in which being crazy, even senile, might help.

Fritz Leiber

#7. A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Heather Vogel Frederick

#8. Good stories are not written by people who live in a city of dirty strip malls, forced to listen to the machinated opinions of lawyers, bean counters and statisticians ... Good stories strong enough to love are created by those brave enough to live.

Spencer Antle

#9. I must have some sort of record in failing to get into the charts.

Frida Lyngstad

#10. Extreme weather events continue to grow more frequent and intense in rich and poor countries alike, not only devastating lives, but also infrastructure, institutions, and budgets - an unholy brew which can create dangerous security vacuums.

Ban Ki-moon

#11. President Roosevelt provoked the Japanese to attack us at Pearl Harbor.

Gore Vidal

#12. Had I lived in Palestine, in the days of Jesus of Nazareth, I would have washed his feet, not with my tears, but with my heart's blood!

Swami Vivekananda

#13. It's always easier,' he offered at last, 'when you feel these things yourself; seeing them in other people reveals just how ugly they are.

Michelle Sagara West

#14. You don't get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to lover her.

John Green

#15. Your brand story's "happily ever after" involves open wallets.

Laura Busche

#16. No time spent with you is wasted.

S.C. Stephens

#17. There were thousands and thousands of forms of joy in the world, but that all were essentially one and the same, namely, the joy of being able to love.

Michael Ende

#18. Be careful with your faith !
It could make you see the good side of hell on earth.

Toba Beta

#19. I think people should be different. I love people who don't go by the rule that you have to be careful because you're old, you have to do this and that, you have to eat this and that.

Agnes Varda