Desi Guru Quotes

#1. I do not consecrate myself to be a missionary or a preacher. I consecrate myself to God to do His will where I am, be it in school, office, or kitchen, or wherever He may, in His wisdom, send me.

Watchman Nee

#2. What spreads the stench of bad conduct? It is the egoism and other 'flaws'.

Dada Bhagwan

#3. I got dizzy," he explained.
I should think you did. What were you doing?'
Nothing," said Moon. "I was trying to face one way or the other and I got confused and fell over."
Let that be my epitaph.

Tom Stoppard

#4. The guilty are alarmed and turn pale at the slightest thunder.

Juvenal

#5. People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

Bill Maher

#6. When Negroes are average, they fail, unless they are very, very lucky. Now, if you're average and white, honey, you can go far. Just look at Dan Quayle. If that boy was colored he'd be washing dishes somewhere.

Annie Elizabeth Delany

#7. Giving up your ego is the shortest way to unification with nature.

Masanobu Fukuoka

#8. The individual - stupendous and beautiful paradox - is at once infinitesimal dust and the cause of all things.

C.V. Wedgwood

#9. The mechanism thus created periodically acts out post-modern notions of cosmology and then deconstructs itself. It has met with great admiration and no little puzzlement.

Michael Swanwick

#10. If you educate an idiot, you end up with an educated idiot.

Robert Clarence Swanson