Descriptively Adequate Quotes

#1. I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?

Pauly Shore

#2. I think my body makes itself tired so I don't have the energy to do anything else beforehand. I do jump around a lot on stage, so I guess my body's like, "You are tired now!" As soon as I get onstage the adrenaline takes over. It's a useful mechanism.

Martina Sorbara

#3. I often think it would be really interesting to take all of those who would wage war to the battlefield cemeteries, and say, explain yourself to the dead. Explain yourself to the dead!

Jacqueline Winspear

#4. I did it, Finn. I did it. I was ready to jump, and now she's jumping with me.

Jessica Park

#5. The goatee was a neutral - unless you assessed it on style. In which case the fucker was a travesty of Rogaine proportions.

J.R. Ward

#6. It is always wonderful to be a curious comet wandering in the galaxy of a good book.

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#7. You can find people. It's like those acrobatic displays ... Those ones when you stand on top of loads of people in a pyramid. It doesn't really matter who they are, as long as they're there and you don't let them go away without finding someone else.

Nick Hornby

#8. My father was a painter and he taught art. He once said to me, 'I never knew an Indian child who could not draw.'

N. Scott Momaday

#9. Life is full of regrets. They'll cripple you if you let them.

Sophie Jordan