Des Lynam Quotes

#1. Peter Shilton conceded five, you don't get many of those to the dozen

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#2. You know, for most seniors Medicare is their only form of health care.

Corrine Brown

#3. Man and woman and speech and deed and city and object should be honored with praise if praiseworthy and incur blame if unworthy, for it is an equal error and mistake to blame the praisable and to praise the blamable.

Gorgias

#4. Chesterfield 1, Chester 1. Another score draw in the local derby

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#5. It's a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose

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#6. And Brighton have beaten Southampton 4-2 which is exactly the same result as last year when they won 3-1

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#7. You're at a Jewish wedding. How can you tell if it's Orthodox, Reform, or Liberal? A: In an Orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant. In a Reform wedding, the bride is pregnant. In a Liberal wedding the rabbi is pregnant.

David Minkoff

#8. I got a job at an amusement park. I like to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the seats.

Emo Philips

#9. Everything that human beings feel, we feel. We can become extremely wise and sensitive to all of humanity and the whole universe simply by knowing ourselves, just as we are.

Pema Chodron

#10. Apart from photography and music videos, I also do graphic design.

Anton Corbijn

#11. He's been breaking Olympic records like ninepins

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#12. Kicked wide of the goal with such precision

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