Derriere Quotes

#1. One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

Mark Twain

#2. I need to stop saying LMAO because that is precisely what's happening; I wish I could rewind time by two decades, immortalize my derriere in wax, and then kiss it goodbye.

Donna Lynn Hope

#3. They grab you by the breasts, they pluck your derriere, they stuff you in a pot, they saute you with sperm, they grab you by the beak, they stick you in a house, they fatten you up on conjugal oil, they shut you up in your cage. And now, lay.

Helene Cixous

#4. Well, for street clothes, a lot of what I wear is Jones New York. I am well-endowed in the derriere, and they can handle that.

Gloria Gaynor

#5. Jewelry, to me, is a pain in the derriere, because you have to be watching it all the time.

Eartha Kitt

#6. I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.

Noel Coward

#7. The real trap of fame is its irresistibility.

Ingrid Bengis

#8. Would it be better if I'd married a Negro woman? Would they treat my child any better? Erect fewer barriers?

Sammy Davis Jr.

#9. I always enjoyed politics. I worked at the White House recently, primarily for the First Lady. Because of my experience running my travel agency, I was in charge of the files she kept on the Travel Office.

Joseph Force Crater

#10. Every man is a moon and has a [dark] side which he turns toward nobody; you have to slip around behind if you want to see it.
-Mark Twain
From introduction to The Amateur.

Edward Klein

#11. Don't charge the mound. Once you agree to fight, you lost already. Don't start none, won't be none.

Rob Sheffield

#12. Question what you think is enlightenment.

Jon Bernie

#13. When the defects of others are perceived with so much clarity, it is because one possesses them oneself.

Jules Renard

#14. I want to be better than five guys. I was that way when I used to box, I was that way in any sport. I want to compete with five other guys. If I beat five other guys, I'd like to see if I can beat six.

Jack Kirby

#15. Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.

Eric Kripke

#16. The most fatal blow to progress is slavery of the intellect. The most sacred right of humanity is the right to think, and next to the right to think is the right to express that thought without fear.

Helen H. Gardener