
Top 13 Dented Keg Quotes
#1. This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters.
Charles Pearson
#2. From 1987 to 1992, I was on the road for 40 weeks a year playing comedy clubs, and that was during the 'comedy boom.'
Andy Kindler
#3. Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising.
Tom Bodett
#4. The soul,
Advancing ever to the source of light
And all perfection, lives, adores, and reigns
In cloudless knowledge, purity, and bliss.
Henry Ware Jr.
#5. She smiled, and her smile was filled with all of the sweetness and forgiveness that she offered so freely - and that he didn't deserve. But maybe, as with God, it was time to finally stop condemning himself and accept the gift.
Jody Hedlund
#6. I wasn't exactly thrilled about it being a Lutheran organization, but when you live in Minnesota - land of lutefisk and home to no less than seven Lutheran colleges and four Lutheran seminaries - Lutherans are kind of inescapable.
Chris Stedman
#8. They did not hang medals, in those days, on all who by accident had heard a gun fired.
Rudyard Kipling
#9. Denial: my family heritage. If you don't ask the questions, the truth will never inconvenience you.
Lisa Unger
#10. The quickest, easiest way to produce something beautiful and lasting is to risk making something horribly crappy.
Chris Baty
#11. Bottom line, your body is a temple, and you have to treat it that way. That's how God designed it.
Ray Lewis
#12. If you keep thinking about what you want to do or what you hope will happen, you don't do it, and it won't happen.
Desiderius Erasmus
#13. I love black diamonds. They say your watch or jewelry wasn't cheap, but they aren't too flashy and in your face.
Justin Tuck
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