Demotivational Movie Quotes

#1. In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, you'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade.

Irving Berlin

#2. When you do good by the world, the world will do good by you

Russell Simmons

#3. The full cosmos consists of the physical stuff and consciousness. Take away consciousness and it's only dust; add consciousness and you get things, ideas, and time.

Neal Stephenson

#4. Time cannot bend the line which God has writ.

Henry David Thoreau

#5. I have been here before,
But when or how I cannot tell:
I know the grass beyond the door,
The sweet keen smell,
The sighing sound, the lights around the shore.

Dante Gabriel Rossetti

#6. Kill the spare.

-Voldemort

J.K. Rowling

#7. Mudface is the mud in your goatface. What would you say if someone was asked the question 'Does a dog have a Buddha nature?' and said 'Woof!

Jack Kerouac

#8. Application does not guarantee citizenship; it is granted by the government. In Heaven, citizenship is granted only by Jesus Christ the ultimate judge. Matthew 7:15-23

Felix Wantang

#9. When I think of Hungarian films, I think of despair and bleakness, and what's more, despair and bleakness of indefensible duration.

Tibor Fischer

#10. Your heart is a drum keeping time with everyone.

Beck

#11. By all means must we fly; not with our feet, however, but with our hands.

Marcus Junius Brutus The Younger

#12. I put things in perspective and trust that everything is in its right place, be grateful that I'm healthy. Then throw on a cap and some killer red lipstick and gloss, that always seems to do the trick.

Sasha Jackson

#13. I didn't know Westley liked 'em pretty.
I didn't know Westley liked 'em at all.

Kelly Oram