Top 100 Dean Cavanagh Quotes
#2. Do clocks tell the time or does time tell the clocks?
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#3. There are no tragedies in life, only violent coup d'etats on the state of irrational optimism
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#4. Celebrity is now so common that its inherent absurdity has rendered it inoffensive
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#5. Power is only an aphrodisiac for the living dead
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#7. The audience is now fully interactive, unfortunately the spectacle is a corpse
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#9. Most Politicians Are The Whores at The Establishment Party, But We're The Ones Getting Fucked
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#10. For some it is harder to wake up to the truth of life than it is to fall into the sleep of death
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#11. We can depend on nobody in this world, and sometimes we even betray ourselves
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#12. Hope springs eternal, unfortunately it springs from a well poisoned with Jim Jones' Kool Aid
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#13. Entertainment alleviates the fear of life, but art vanquishes the fear of death
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#14. To be and not to be, that is the quantum question
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#15. As Your Life Flashes Before Your Eyes At The Point Of Death, Let's Hope The Ad Breaks Have Been Edited Out
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#16. The unconscious is so seductive because mortality is alien to it
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#17. It's not history repeating itself in Gaza, it's horror repeating itself
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#18. The measuring stick of success in Hollywood is covered in shit at both ends
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#20. Spectacular sporting events are bread & circuses. The Superbowl, for instance, is anything but "super". It is a Petri dish under the lens of mediaocrity, where surveillance of the spectators is just as mind numbing as the incomprehensible homo-erotic beefcake ballet being enacted on the pitch
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#21. Don't Stop Searching Until You Find Creative & Gainful Unemployment
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#22. Climb above the pack but leave the ladder in place for others to follow
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#23. In the land of the blind the third eyed man is king
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#24. If you want a vision of the future, imagine someone watching a boot stamping on a human face - forever...and 'liking' it.
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#25. Expect the unexpected like a chain smoking, hard drinking, monochrome world dwelling Noir Detective
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#26. The human race. No winners, just slower losers.
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#28. Neo-Liberalism promised us a Global Village and gave us a Potemkin Village.
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#30. In The Past, Andy Warhol Will Be Psychic For 15 seconds
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#31. Lucifer waits in the wings applying his makeup, ready to take center stage once his servants have finished entertaining us into insouciance
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#33. The Celebrity Charity Industrial Complex Makes a Mockery of Compassion
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#34. Some would rather fall into the sleep of death than wake up to the truth of life
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#35. The Pre-Historic Age Ended With A Bang. This Post-Historic Age Will End With A Cumshot Of An Auto Asphyxiated Minor Celebrity
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#36. Character assassination of a politician is a victimless crime
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#38. As life speeds up & the political becomes ever more personal democracy continues to foster change as fast as the movement of tectonic plates
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#39. The mother tongue of politicians is that of ancient Babylon: a language designed to severely limit discourse within a tower of praise to elitism, a language carried on breath's reeking of the fecal matter from their paymasters
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#40. How Long Before Monsanto Try to Patent The Milk of Human Kindness
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#41. Don't Go With The Flow. The Powers That Be Turn The Taps
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#42. Jay-Z and Kanye West are to authentic rap culture what diseased rates were to 14th century Europeans
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#43. The most visceral science fiction always takes place in the past and focuses on the humdrum
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#44. True Love Isn't Hearts & Flowers. It's Blood & Guts & Bouquets Of Barbed Wire
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#45. Ne plus ultra of interactivity: a surgeon operates on his own brain whilst filming and watching it through his phone
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#46. Corporate advertising is simply expensive lying dressed up as brainwashing
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#47. The only "right" answer is one that can be questioned.
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#48. The Oscars Ceremony: a great workout for the gag reflex
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#49. The born again nihilist has nothing to blame for their fall
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#50. Can the perpetrator of a "senseless" crime use transcendence as a defense?
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#51. The love you make is equal to the love you fake.
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#54. Time Is Speeding Up In Relation To Corruption. Hold On Tight.
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#55. You Don't Need To Jump Off Of A Building To Appreciate Architecture
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#57. When failing spectacularly the trick is to employ an inverted Schadenfreude. Take ownership of your misfortune.
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#59. When selling your soul it's important to remember that there is no buy back clause in the contract
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#61. Faking your own death is illegal, yet faking your own life is celebrated
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#62. The atheist suicide bomber is unfaithfully committed to his mission
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#63. Fame & fortune come with a price that fame finds insulting and fortune can't afford to pay back.
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#65. De-calcify the pineal gland with the detergent of imagination
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#66. The Devil fights from behind barricades of linguistic complexity, but the war of words will be won by those armed only with simplistic truths
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#68. Read Between The Lies Of History: Research & Destroy
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#69. If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail
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#70. You Won't Be Thanked For Kicking Down The Doors of Perception And Revealing Infinity To Others.
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#71. Without Intelligent Design there could be no stupidity
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#73. The Path Of Least Resistance Is Littered With The Corpses Of The Bored To Death
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#74. The best sleep imaginable is sleeping in your dreams
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#75. Perfection in art is a crime against humanity. Perfect humanity in crime is art
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#77. Royal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes
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#79. We don't fall in love, we fall in lust. We ascend to love.
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#80. The future is just a memory that has yet to be born
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#81. The only exercise I get is swimming through the ashes of bridges I have burned
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#82. The body politic: the slow agonizing death of demarcation & the quick Caesarian section birth of chaos.
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#83. Simplicity takes time, patience & practice. Complexity offers too many excuses for failure
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#84. The most fulfilling romance is an heroic relationship with yourself. You live and die by your own imagination.
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#85. The US exports democracy, hence there being very little left for Americans
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#86. They tell us to count our blessings whilst they count the coffers
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#88. Atheists are the most faithful people I ever met
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#90. Corporatism trying to redeem itself through charity is akin to a serial killer offering to pay a fine for his crimes.
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#91. Give me a defiant poseur over a trendsetter any day. The poseur understands the absurdity of trends
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#92. Humanity enveloped in entropy desperately seeking symmetry for peace of mind
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#93. Time to pull the plug on the coma of the left, right paradigm
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#94. Both precious and absurd, this tightrope of existence we walk in both directions; strung only on a rhythm of heartbeats across a void
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#95. The Avant Gardener feeds flowers to his manure and charges prices he believes are not to be sniffed at
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#96. Don't Stare Into Your i-Phone Too Long Lest The Abyss Stares Back at You
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#97. The fictitious kleptomaniac's only crime was stealing imaginations
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#98. The Social Engineers wet dream is to be able to surveil us in our sleep
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#99. Evil triumphs when good men refuse to call it evil
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#100. True Artistic Freedom is in Having No Desire Of Rewards
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