Dealing With Incompetence Quotes

#1. It only takes 30 seconds to pluck my eyebrows, but it hurts. I have to tweeze 'em in the middle once a week. Otherwise, I look like Bert from 'Sesame Street.'

Freddie Prinze Jr.

#2. Every word is another shovelful of dirt from the hole I've dug for myself. So I figure my best bet is to shut my mouth.

Lynda Mullaly Hunt

#3. I went every Sunday to church when I was growing up, and I think that music had an affect on me before my memory can recall.

M. Ward

#4. I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.

Jason Sudeikis

#5. It is an acknowledged truth that the constancy of a good father during childhood goes a long way to prevent a girl from letting herself get kicked around by jerkface male sadists later in life -- and I am no exception to this rule.

Leah McLaren

#6. When your destiny is calling, answer The call.

Jeanette Coron

#7. I'm certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage, but it somehow eludes them.

James Dobson

#8. All the real secrets are buried, and only ghosts speak the truth.

Anthony Hyde

#9. What if I've died a long time ago and come here? he wondered. What if the defining characteristic of hell is that you're locked in an endless, blind battle to reform it?

Karan Mahajan

#10. major ramification of the ludic fallacy: how those whose job it is to make us aware of uncertainty fail us and divert us into bogus certainties through the back door.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb