Dead Goldfish Quotes

#1. When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.

Alan Alda

#2. Time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start, so dance alone to the beat of your heart.

Fall Out Boy

#3. Thank you, Yoda. Feel the force, Luke.

Christopher Pike

#4. I said: "Dead end - quiet, restful, like your town. I like a town like this." Marlowe (talking about Olympia) in a short story called Goldfish.

Raymond Chandler

#5. But what humans forget, cells remember. The body, that elephant

Jeffrey Eugenides

#6. Champagne is evil. It's pretty and fun and it loves you and it's evil.

Anonymous

#7. In a very slow way, I found my path. Even now, I think, 'If I can't do it my way, I'd rather not do it.'

Alison Goldfrapp

#8. Ahimsa is one of the world's great principles, which no power on earth can wipe out.

Mahatma Gandhi

#9. Starlets were always turning up dead in people's pools. They fished them out like goldfish. Nobody seemed to find it unusual that so many young, beautiful women wanted to die.

Jonathan Rosen

#10. All non-incumbent campaigns promise hope and change, but Obama took the promise to a new level of absurdity. He suggested that a vote for him would literally transform the Earth.

John Podhoretz