David Wirrpanda Quotes

#1. Oh, sorry. My excitement must be clouding my ability to judge comedic hyperbole.

Daniel Palladino

#2. Um, yeah. For instance, take, you know, take, for instance, the issue of -- I'm drawing a blank, and I hate it when I do that, particularly on television.
-- potential McCain VP candidate Mark Sanford, asked on CNN to name differences in economic policy between Bush and McCain

Mark Sanford

#3. There's people out there that are like, 'Oh my God, I want to have your kid. I want to marry you.' People that I've never even met. That's sweet. It's funny.

Ryan Lochte

#4. I am equally excited about the possibilities that music making holds for all people and it's ability to heal what seems to me a chronic imbalance in modern life.

Paul Winter

#5. Within one's own family, money is not the measure of things, unless the person is an absolute Scrooge. Only the most extreme kind of monster would put a price on everything.

Margaret Atwood

#6. Higher-order functions allow us to abstract over actions, not just values.

Marijn Haverbeke

#7. This is unfortunately a world in which things find it difficult, frequently impossible, to live up to their names.

Joseph Priestley

#8. The art of creation is older than the art of killing.

Ed Koch

#9. The fact is five months ago this was an issue that people weren't really talking that much about. Because of the president's leadership, because he's brought it to people's attention, it's now a top issue.

Ken Mehlman

#10. Whoso is full of sacred (religious, moral, humane) love loves only the spook, the "true man," and persecutes with dull mercilessness the individual, the real man.

Max Stirner

#11. There are rules, and when certain things happen, there are ceratin consequences.

Sarah Paulson

#12. Many causes produce war. There are ancient hatreds, turbulent frontiers, the "legacy of old forgotten, far-off things, and battles long ago." There are new-born fanaticisms. Convictions on the part of certain peoples that they have become the unique depositories of ultimate truth and right.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

#13. The gimmicky thing I'm not very keen on.

Manolo Blahnik