Darena Canizalez Quotes

#1. We flew to Los Angeles, where I secured a new passport. The picture in my stolen one wasn't half bad, but in the new one I look like a penis with an old person's face drawn on it.

David Sedaris

#2. He is a good man, but even a good man can fall for a glamorous woman. That is well known." "That is very well known," agreed Mma Ramotswe. "Look at Adam. Look how he fell for Eve." "Just because she had no clothes on, he fell for her," said Mma Makutsi. "That sometimes helps," said Mma Ramotswe.

Alexander McCall Smith

#3. In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

John Dobbin

#4. Freedom is not a self-preserving gift. It has to be earned, and it has to be protected.

Boyd K. Packer

#5. Ethics must begin at the top of an organization. It is a leadership issue and the chief executive must set the example.

Edward F. Hennessey

#6. If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.

Benjamin Franklin

#7. Everybody can make a choice to be more positive. It's about who you hang around and what you choose to watch on TV. What environment you put yourself in. It's easy to get a negative internal dialogue. You have to be aware of what's playing in your mind.

Victoria Osteen

#8. I keep spare business shirts. In case of emergencies." Emergencies? "Do you expect to have jizz on your shirt often?

N.R. Walker

#9. I speak and the child plays: who can be more serious than we are?

Friedrich Nietzsche

#10. And David saw himself reflected in the Woodsman's eyes, and there he was no longer old but a young man, for a man is always his father's child no matter how old he is or how long they have been apart.

John Connolly

#11. Beauty grows in you to the extent that love grows, because charity itself is the soul's beauty.

Saint Augustine

#12. My son has two loving parents and an extended family, whether it's cousins or stepmothers or boyfriends. My son is surrounded by love.

Bridget Moynahan

#13. My sight, hearing and strength are superior and I can fly. What more do you want?

E.M. Cooper