Danson Quotes

#1. I have the greatest picture of Ted [Danson]. That was a big caper: There was one person [opening] the door with a butter knife and another person kicking the door in so I could get a photo. He's decapitated, but totally nude. And he's really well-endowed.

Bebe Neuwirth

#2. He[Ted Danson] was clearly not a football player, and not only physically. He didn't bring that attitude, that mentality. At the time, there was a [Red Sox] relief pitcher named Bill Lee, the "Spaceman." He was kind of nuts, as we found out a lot of relievers are.

Shelley Long

#3. Dr Danson made a series of claims about violent assaults on three prisoners by staff at Barlinnie. Three prison officers subsequently appeared in court charged with assaulting inmates.

Stephen Richards

#4. I've worked with a couple of these really cool, great actors like Ted Danson and Glenn Close. They all have their own presence when they walk into a room, and I was excited to see what Tom Selleck's 'space' was going to be like.

Vanessa Ray

#5. I had seen Cheers twice, I think. Ted [Danson] had so much hair in his widow's peak that I remember thinking, "That dude looks like Eddie Munster."

Kirstie Alley

#6. I'm basically a know-it-all, and I'm writing a book about it. I want it to be called 'Danson on Water' and have me on the cover in this Christlike pose, standing on the water.

Ted Danson

#7. Ted Danson is amazing. He's incredible.

Alison Brie

#8. My reward in life for growing up a little bit was that Mary Steenburgen came into my life, and we have been together for 19 years.

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#9. I became interested in ocean issues in the 1980s when I couldn't take my daughters swimming because of pollution at our local beach. Twenty-five years later, I'm a board member of Oceana, the world's largest international organization dedicated to ocean conservation.

Ted Danson

#10. 'Cheers' was great. They paired me up with Shelley Long on this tiny bar set for the final audition. That was my first really big one, and we just clicked instantly - I still think I got the part because of Shelley.

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#11. Sharks are in real trouble, and they need all the help they can get.

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#12. One person goes off and works in Houston the other person goes off to London and you're on the phone to each other and somebody is paying you to kiss somebody else. It's very bizarre being an actor.

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#13. One of the ingredients that made Cheers work so well was the great ensemble of actors we had. That's the case with any good series.

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#14. You reach a certain age, and you realize, 'Wow: there are younger people doing this better than I can, and don't leave me out - I don't want to be left behind. I want to do it, too. Where are you going? I want to be part of it.'

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#15. We are so arrogant, we forget that we are not the reason for evolution, we are not the point of evolution. We are part of evolution. Unfortunately, we believe that we've been created to dominate the planet, to dominate nature. Ain't true.

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#16. My most annoying habit is complaining about my aches and pains. It's the new ones that I haven't identified yet that make me nervous. According to my wife, I complain way too much. I may be a borderline hypochondriac, or you could say I am fascinated by the body - at least by mine.

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#17. I feel like I enjoy the company of Whoopi deeply, and my private life is my private life.

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#18. My temperament is not the adventuresome sort that enjoys starting new projects every six months. I love ensemble, nine-to-five stability. There's a family dynamic in making a television show that you don't get on a movie, where you're a hired gun for a few months.

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#19. To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.

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#20. If you actively do something, it will stop making you feel like a victim and you'll start feeling like part of the solution, which is just a huge benefit to your body and your psyche.

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#21. I try not to see Woody Harrelson because he has become this big movie star, and it grates, so I try and stay away from him.

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#22. When you have brothers, you learn to be fiercely competitive with someone you love so they won't kill you and you won't kill them.

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#23. I was going through so many changes in my life - separation with my wife, having an affair - that was all very messy and public. It felt like if I really wanted to rock my boat and make changes in my life and who I am and how I am, that would also mean moving on from Cheers.

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#24. Most of us can now record a whole series with the click of a button. We all have DVD players, and the rise of the DVD box-set means we watch this stuff in two, three-hour sessions. So there is this real appetite out there for lengthy, pretty intricate drama. All that is great news for writers.

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#25. I got my first television at Stanford when I was 20, and I used to watch 'The Dick Van Dyke Show'. He played my father on 'Becker,' and he's still one of my heroes. Along with John Cleese, he's my favourite physical comedian.

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#26. Centuries-old habitats such as coral gardens are destroyed in an instant by bottom trawls, pulverized by weighted nets into barren plains. And global carbon dioxide emissions from human activity affect the ocean, changing the pH balance of the waters in a phenomenon known as ocean acidification.

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#27. I've found that eating vegan the last five or six months has really given me energy, I feel good and I look fabulous.

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#28. How much do you engage yourself in what's truly real and important in life? That's the individual question.

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#29. When people are in the midst of really heavy stuff and still have a sense of humor, I admire that.

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#30. Looking out at the ocean, it's easy to feel small - and to imagine all your troubles, suddenly insignificant, slipping away. Earth's seven oceans seem vast and impenetrable, but a closer look tells another story.

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#31. These are some huge donuts...

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#32. I don't get a sense that Cheers is revered the way it should be by [younger viewers]. In my mind, it's a show that should always, always, always be in the pantheon. But can it ever mean to future generations what it meant to us?

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#33. To grow up knowing you're loved is astounding. It's a huge gift to a child.

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#34. My lessons didn't come at my father's knee. Like all good lessons, they were learned from example.

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#35. I'm from L.A. I'm an actor. I'm a flake.

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#36. Individuals of all ages can make an important difference in the overall health of our ocean by the actions they take every day. Simple things like picking up trash on the beach, recycling and conserving water can have a big impact on the health of our ocean.

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#37. I was three. My father in jest said that he'd tell the doctor to give me a shot if I didn't behave. Good heavens, I have a mental picture of the living room and the doctor approaching the door. I was terrified.

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#38. You use and lose a lot of energy being grumpy.

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#39. Address these environmental issues and you will address every issue known to man. And we keep dabbling in things that aren't really that important in the long term.

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#40. I was at our beautiful home in Martha's Vineyard, near Boston, sitting on the porch looking at the ocean when I got a phone called and was asked, 'Would I like to do 'CSI'?' A week later, I'm at a coroner's office in Las Vegas, participating in a quadruple autopsy.

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#41. The planet will survive. Whether we get to be here and enjoy it, or enjoy life as we've known it, is what's questionable.

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#42. I first saw the ocean as a kid. We would drive from Arizona in the summer and arrive as the sun was starting to come down over the hill near Laguna in southern California. We would always sing a song, and it was a big joyous family moment when we came over the hill.

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#43. I think there are probably a handful of real character actors in this business. The rest of us are recycling. So now I'm Sam Malone the editor. I'm Sam Malone the billionaire.

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#44. My father went to work every day, and it's my job to go to work, too. Some days will be good, some won't be so good, but I have to go to work.

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#45. I used to have a little silent prayer: 'Dear God, let my ability to get work be the same as my celebrity.' That would be a hard burden: to be a household name and not be able to get work.

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#46. My joints hurt. I'm slower. But I remember what it was like to run and play with the boys. I want to be one of the boys.

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#47. I let my [past] life in peripherally, because I'm interested in what's over there; I want to keep going forward.

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#48. I'm almost tempted, when I'm playing a real person, not to meet them. Afterwards, maybe. But, the job is the same. You still have to show up on screen and be alive and real and all that stuff.

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#49. I am forever grateful for 'Cheers.'

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#50. A friend is someone who will allow me to be a really bad friend and not hold it against me.

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#51. You have to work with the auto industry, the oil companies, you have to work to develop renewable fuel, whether it's solar or different kinds of fuel or whatever.

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#52. California is responsible for selling, trading and distributing large amounts of shark fins that come from all over the world.

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#53. We're not trying to reinvent the wheel; for any environmental organization to claim sole responsibility for any kind of victory is insane, because everybody attacks these problems as a group.

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#54. It's not enough to have good thoughts for the world. You must get out there! It is also really important that each person realise their own worth. If you don't think you're good enough, how can you turn around and help save the world?

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#55. The poor are too busy working to need justice.

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#56. My job playing Sam Malone was to let the audience in, to love my bar full of people. And that informed my life.

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#57. We need to start looking at having a way of managing the whole ecosystem, because you can't pick away at it piece by piece, you have to truly start being coordinated and managing our resources as a system. We haven't gotten to that point yet.

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#58. At the time, my 6-year-old kept thinking my character's name was "Sam Alone," which is kind of brilliant. The funny came out of Sam's sad core: the alcoholic, the sex addict, the person who thinks he's God's gift.

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#59. Everything I am, everything I've been allowed to do, career-wise, has come out of the opportunity I had with 'Cheers'. I think it's one of the funniest shows ever. They are some of my best friends.

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#60. I don't think I'm as educated as Whoopi, so I'm lifting myself to her level. But you know, our view of the world, our view of what we can do, our sense of what it means to be here, are similar.

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#61. The environmental movement, like all political processes, reacts best to disasters. But these are very slow, very gradual disasters in the making.

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#62. I don't think it's a matter of, do you win the game or not, it's how gracefully do you play it.

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#63. My day goes from one embarrassing moment to the next.

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#64. I tell you, the difference for me is between being victimized, terrorized, numbed by reading about different disasters, or reducing the anxiety by getting up and doing something about it, at whatever level.

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#65. If you take one rivet out of an airplane, it will be all right, it'll keep flying. You take another rivet out of the airplane and it still flies. So what the heck, let's take more rivets out of the airplane, and sooner or later, the airplane drops from the sky.

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#66. I am a bit of a Pollyanna - I spend most of my day happy.

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#67. I eat less, stretch, and work out.

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#68. Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with a new beer joke.

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#69. I moved into this neighborhood, and I was walking on this beach with my kids, and we came across a sign that said, 'Water's polluted, no swimming.' And I didn't have any answers.

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#70. To the naked eye, our oceans are beautiful. But scientists tell us that all of the world's fisheries will collapse by 2048, unless we change how we manage them. Help protect our oceans so the next generation can also enjoy their bounty.

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#71. I had trouble hanging around [Shelley Long] until we stood onstage together, and then I was in heaven.

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#72. I am so grateful that I accepted the offer to do 'CSI,' but it was like being shot out of a cannon, and it was so different from anything that I have ever done.

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#73. You have to be an optimist, right? You have to be critical, then you have to be an optimist. Or else you're really stupid.

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#74. Years ago, we all talked about recycling and not dumping things down your drain and all of that, but talking doesn't help much. Basically, it's going to have to be legislation because the impact is so huge and diversified.

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#75. I've never been that guy who says, 'Ooh, I have to play King Lear'. First off, that'd be a disaster anyway. I tend to read something and see who's involved, and then know I want to be part of it. But I don't think I'm through with comedy. I still love to make people laugh.

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#76. We are all in this together. We will all make it or none of us will make it. If everyone cleans up their act except one big ole country, it isn't going to work.

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#77. Cloning, wow. Who would have thought? There should be a list of people who can and cannot clone themselves.

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#78. You should always carry string, according to my archaeologist father, because then you could at least make a trap to catch animals to survive. According to my grandmother, it was clean underwear.

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#79. I'm at the right age to work with dead people, but you have to be smart to be a CSI.

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#80. I think the struggle, whenever you make a film or television movie based on a real person's life, is finding a dramatic arc that will hold an audience's attention.

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#81. We only have ten years to save the oceans

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#82. Usually if you're the center of a show, part of your job is to host its energy.

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#83. I feel very strongly that you can't just beat people up anymore; you have to work hand in hand and find ways to compromise, and get big business involved, because it won't happen otherwise.

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#84. We have a project with Unocal here in Los Angeles, where we as an environmental organization, the oil company, and the state all get together to promote the recycling of used motor oil.

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#85. The pressure isn't on my brain, but on my mouth. I realized Sam Malone said very little, he spoke in little sentences. Which is much more comfortable for me for some reason.

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#86. Sharks have swum the oceans for over 400 million years, but we're threatening this critically important species for the purpose of making soup - it's sad and wasteful.

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#87. Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject.

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#88. To be successful, you have to be willing to be successful. You have to believe in the law of attraction - that you create your own life.

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#89. Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but you're more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a shark!

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#90. I'm an actor, so I am always scared. You never know if you are on vacation or that you have been retired and they just didn't tell you.

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