Danqing Lan Quotes

#1. Journalism largely consists in saying "Lord Jones is dead" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive.

G.K. Chesterton

#2. I love working with children.

Liam Neeson

#3. May your moustaches never grow less.

Agatha Christie

#4. Do you want to tell me what happened? Why were those bikers chasing you?" Jessica's gaze bounced between us.

"They were upset I switched their tampons with Depends." Cletus sounded so serious and reasonable, I almost believed him. And I'd been there.

Penny Reid

#5. IF YOU GO TO WORK ON YOUR PLAN, YOUR PLAN WILL GO TO WORK ON YOU. WHATEVER GOOD THINGS WE BUILD, END UP BUILDING US. - Jim Rohn

Jack Canfield

#6. I am the center of attention in my job every single day; the thought of a wedding to me is exhausting. Why would I put myself through that?

Lady Gaga

#7. Today for show & tell, I've brought in some flash cards I made. Each card has a letter followed by several dashes. When I show the card, you yell out the vulgar, obscene or blasphemous word they stand for! ... Ready? ... She's such a hypocrite about building vocabulary.

Bill Watterson

#8. There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started.

John Ratzenberger

#9. Of all the Christbitten places in the two hemispheres, (Los Angeles) is the last curly kink in the pig's tail.

Stephen Vincent Benet

#10. No longer is the female destined solely for the home and the rearing of the family and only the male for the marketplace and the world of ideas.

William J. Brennan Jr.