Daniel Simonsen Funny Quotes

#1. There's no such thing as an "absolute guarantee" in this world.

Hidetaka Suehiro

#2. I would not have used the phrase "I'm selling you" because even though that's exactly what you're doing, when you tell people you're doing it - or worse yet, when you tell people "I'm not here to sell you anything," they automatically assume that that's exactly what you are here to do.

Frank Luntz

#3. What it gives any human being a right to - to pick and choose which embryo - which fetus is more valuable than another. That's is not up to human beings.

Nadya Suleman

#4. Keep showing up. You never know when you'll be the miracle in another's life.

Kathryn V. White

#5. I'd love to see a cheeseburger right about now, though.

James Dashner

#6. I think the way WWE Studios is going now - they're going away from action, doing more drama, more comedy - it will open a lot of people's eyes. Because a lot of people see big guy, big frame: action superstar. We've proven, especially with 'Legendary,' that that is not always the case.

John Cena

#7. Smeagol won't grub for roots and carrotses and - taters. What's taters,precious, eh, what's taters?"
"Po-ta-toes!" said Sam.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#8. If you're Noah, and your ark is about to sink, look for the elephants first, because you can throw over a bunch of cats, dogs, squirrels, and everything else that is just a small animal and your ark will keep sinking. But if you can find one elephant to get overboard, you're in much better shape.

Vilfredo Pareto

#9. The man of least capacity is the one who shows himself incapable of self-correction.

Muhammad Ali

#10. I was born in 1942, so I was mainly aware of Howard Hughes' name on RKO Radio Pictures.

Martin Scorsese

#11. Why do you think that? Alana said from her chair opposite Joe. Another trick: We had to whip our heads back and forth to keep up, like watching a Ping-Pong match. But

Jeff Lindsay

#12. Some people dream of SUCCESS while other wake up and work hard at it.

Barbara Rubel

#13. Like any other ship that flew the space lanes, the Knight was hardened against radiation. You couldn't get anywhere near Jupiter's massive radiation belt unless you were.

James S.A. Corey

#14. When you don't have time to do your job, that's a good indication you're playing the wrong game.

Mark Miller

#15. Dream: Defying Reality Expecting A Miracle! Dare to dream!

Evinda Lepins