Dan Patrick Sayings

#1. The beginning of love for the brethren is learning to listen to them.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

#2. Alice: I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.
Dan: Since when?
Alice: Now. Just now.

Patrick Marber

#3. Larry: She doesn't want to be happy.
Dan: Everybody wants to be happy.
Larry: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing.

Patrick Marber

#4. If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.

Eddie Izzard

#5. Alice: Did you phone her, beg her to come back - when you went for lovely walks?
Dan: Yes.
Alice: You're a piece of shit.

Patrick Marber

#6. Alice: It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye."
Dan: Supposing you do still love them?
Alice: You don't leave.

Patrick Marber

#7. Nothing is the matter with Mr. Gore except that he can't be elected.

Dan Patrick

#8. I stand and listen to people speaking french in the stores and in the street. It's such a pert, crisp language, elegant as ruffling taffeta.

Belva Plain

#9. Dan: You've ruined my life.
Anna: You'll get over it.

Patrick Marber

#10. I believe that requiring those already in Texas to obtain driver's licenses would ensure they pass a driver's test and meet the requirements to obtain auto insurance.

Dan Patrick

#11. We are going to look at the results at the end of the semester to determine the future of the program. I am really eager to see what the scores look like on the end of the semester report cards.

Mark Martin

#12. Almost all thinking people agree that you should not have probability 1 (or 0) for any event, other than one demonstrable by logic, like 2 x 2 = 4.

Dennis Lindley

#13. DAN
What do you want?
ALICE
To be loved.
DAN
That simple?
ALICE
It's a big want.

Patrick Marber

#14. Breathing in, I am aware of my heart. Breathing out, I smile to my heart and know that my heart still functions normally. I feel grateful for my heart.

Nhat Hanh

#15. Alice: Is it because she's successful?
Dan: No. It's because... she doesn't need me.

Patrick Marber

#16. [Reagan] was the best president in this era, as he had the perfect temperament for the job.

Dan Patrick