Dan Humphrey Funny Quotes

#1. I have always looked upon decay as being just as wonderful and rich an expression of life as growth. - Author: Henry Miller

#2. With hope or without hope we will follow the trail of our enemies. And woe to them, if we prove the swifter! - Author: J.R.R. Tolkien

#3. A certain amount of taxes is of course indispensable to carry on essential government functions. Reasonable taxes for this purpose need not hurt production much. - Author: Henry Hazlitt

#4. I ain't never far away from a pencil and paper or a tape recorder. - Author: Dolly Parton

#5. Every day is a new promise, Ben," I told him sharply. "Every night I go to sleep knowin' it's a promise, every day I wake knowin' in some way it's gonna be fulfilled. And repeat. For ... hopefully ... ever. - Author: Kristen Ashley

#6. She had only two modes of operation: complete control or complete insanity. - Author: Ilona Andrews

#7. Dolphins Aren't Smiling A dolphin's "smile" is actually an illusion. So is our belief that these animals can heal. BY LORI MARINO FROM AEON MAGAZINE PHOTOGRAPH BY VINCENT J. MUSI/NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CREATIVE - Author: Anonymous

#8. You know, you do need mentors, but in the end, you really just need to believe in yourself. - Author: Diana Ross

#9. People say don't stare. Through the photos, not only do I stare, but I allow viewers to stare at the subject, to see things that they cannot see with a casual glance. - Author: Dawoud Bey

#10. I have often been asked whether I am a women or an athlete. The question is absurd. Men are not asked that. I am an athlete. I am a women. - Author: Billie Jean King

#11. Some people will try to condemn you to the prison of their bullshit. They tell you they want a soulmate, but they're actually creating a cellmate. - Author: Steve Maraboli

#12. Sara had given me the look. The don't fall asleep before I come to bed look. The I'm still not over the sight of our baby sleeping on your naked chest look. The you're getting very, extremely laid look. I fucking loved my life. - Author: Christina Lauren

#13. Democracy, Republic: What do these words signify? What have they changed in the world? Have men become better, more loyal, kinder? Are the people happier? All goes on as before, as always. Illusions, illusions - Author: Haile Selassie

#14. As the NFF Historian, I'll have a new platform to indulge my passion for the most emotional, colorful and hysterical game ever developed by mankind and Walter Camp. - Author: Dan Jenkins

#15. The luck of Teela Brown. - Author: Larry Niven