Dammit Jim Quotes

#1. Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.

Katie MacAlister

#2. Late season fruits.
The blood orange has its admirer, who suck it smugly. Cooks stalk it; they'd like to put it in some tartare sauce. However, some, like me, turn their noses up. In silence they mould bits of bread into balls, delighting in their work, then chuck them in God's face.

Claude Cahun

#3. What could be better in al-Qaeda's mind than to have India and Pakistan going at each other? What more to further their aims?

Richard Armitage

#4. Hush, Harry. Or you'll go to the special hell.
I blinked at that, confused. I'm not supposed to be the guy who doesn't get the reference joke, dammit.

Jim Butcher

#5. Dammit, man. I'm a Faerie Princess, not a forensic analyst." I

Jim Butcher

#6. I kept a straight face while my inner Neanderthal spluttered and then went on a mental rampage through a hypothetical produce section, knocking over shelves and spattering fruit everywhere in sheer frustration, screaming, 'JUST TELL ME WHOSE SKULL TO CRACK WITH MY CLUB, DAMMIT!

Jim Butcher

#7. Dammit. What kind of weapons are they toting?" "Uh, teeth. Mostly teeth, Harry." I glared at him. "Not the dogs.

Jim Butcher

#8. I firmly believe that all human families are full of crazy people, and if your family doesn't appear to have any, then there's a high probability you lack situational awareness. I've

Harrison Scott Key

#9. The way I see it, love is an amusement park, and food its souvenir.

Stephanie Klein

#10. I am the sort of player that likes to create goals. I think a lot of my team-mates know me as a player who is not selfish.

Mesut Ozil

#11. It just seduces you when you read a story and your brain relates to it. You recognize or connect with it. You identify with it; you're bound to.

Danny Boyle

#12. My big trouble is, I always sort of think whoever I'm necking is a pretty intelligent person. It hasn't got a goddam thing to do with it, but I keep thinking it anyway.

J.D. Salinger

#13. Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about me, wait for the autobiography like everyone else.

Jim Butcher