Damien Fleming Quotes

#1. Never believe extraordinary characters which you hear of people. Depend upon it, they are exaggerated. You do not see one man shoot a great deal higher than another.

Samuel Johnson

#2. Satan's successes are the greatest when he appears with the name of God on his lips.

Mahatma Gandhi

#3. I was a pop-music junkie. My parents were into Frank Sinatra and Doris Day. They weren't too excited when I had Aretha or the Stones pumping.

Kara DioGuardi

#4. If we don't confuse lust with love, nobody gets hurt." Cleve, I Broke his Heart

Addie Warren

#5. All's well that ends well; which is the epitaph I should put on my tombstone if I were the last man left alive.

Bertrand Russell

#6. I think the world of comedy is a relatively small community, and especially for women in comedy, there just aren't that many people involved.

Ari Graynor