Damians Cake Quotes

#1. There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.

Garrison Keillor

#2. I could see where the faded ink intersected with its surface, half-absorbed but half not, rendering part of every word a mere whisper, the shadow left behind when all its thicker parts had rotted away.

Gemma Files

#3. Men are wretched by necessity, and determined to believe themselves wretched by accident.

Giacomo Leopardi

#4. The Christian Coalition is still about Christianity, even if it's an idea of Christianity that many Christians might not go along with.

Salman Rushdie

#5. The world other than as advertised can be an amazing place.

John Burdett

#6. He didn't even know the effect those dimples had on my girly parts. One word: Ijustgotpregnant. Yeah, that's one word.

R.S. Grey

#7. How is your nose?" I asked, anxious and feeling guilty that I might have caused my friend harm.
"Fine. It's not broken. Thank God for that. It would be the fourth time, and I really like the job the last guy did resetting it.

Penny Reid

#8. Poets are being pursued by the philosophers today, out of the poverty of philosophy. God damn it, you might think a man had no business to be writing, to be a poet unless some philosophic stinker gave him permission.

William Carlos Williams

#9. So how can a poet-an intelligent, serious poet-write mystical verse now? The poetry of Adam Zagajewski provides the beginning of an answer to this question.

Adam Kirsch

#10. I should have forfeited my own self-respect, and perhaps the good opinion of my countrymen, if I had failed to resent such an injury by calling the offender in question to a personal account.

Preston Brooks

#11. I try to look nice. I comb my hair, I tie my tie, I put on a jacket, but I draw the line when it comes to trimming my eyebrows. You work with what you got.

Andy Rooney

#12. Boys, don't try to find a woman as wonderful as your mother to marry because if you do, you'll stay single your whole lives.

Anthony Perkins

#13. The road to evil is paved with socialist intentions.

A.E. Samaan