Top 15 Dad Bod Sayings

#1. A well-read fool is the most pestilent of blockheads; his learning is a flail which he knows not how to handle, and with which he breaks his neighbor's shins as well as his own. Keep a fellow of this description at arm's length, as you value the integrity of your bones.

Stanislaw Leszczynski

Dad Bod Sayings #46247
#2. If I've made any "progress" it's that now I know I'll be an alcoholic till the day I die, and that is both my biggest cross and my greatest blessing.

Heather King

Dad Bod Sayings #184463
#3. Mercy to animals means mercy to mankind.

Henry Bergh

Dad Bod Sayings #219957
#4. One day, I decided I was going to write books forever.

Carla H. Krueger

Dad Bod Sayings #361385
#5. I'm not a war photographer. I've always dealt with the consequences of conflict.

Giles Duley

Dad Bod Sayings #554122
#6. Maybe GM was aiming this ad campaign at a certain market. Like 5 year-olds. But I'm no longer 5. I could very well be the only one with this opinion.

Anonymous

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#7. If you don't believe in yourself, you'll have some difficulty in making other people believe in you.

May Sinclair

Dad Bod Sayings #1041181
#8. If I had a choice, I wouldn't be here ... I wouldn't be anywhere.

Faraaz Kazi

Dad Bod Sayings #1082880
#9. We know from myths and fairy tales that there are many different kinds of powers in this world. One child is given a light saber, another a wizard's education. The trick is not to amass all the different kinds of power, but to use well the kind you've been granted.

Susan Cain

Dad Bod Sayings #1295944
#10. I'm a man. Men cook outside. That outdoor grilling is a manly pursuit has long been beyond question. If this wasn't understood, you'd never get grown men to put on those aprons with pictures of dancing weenies on the front, and messages like 'Come 'n' Get It!

William Geist

Dad Bod Sayings #1367050
#11. The rising sun can dispel the darkness of night, but it cannot banish the blackness of malice, hatred, bigotry, and selfishness from the hearts of humanity.

David O. McKay

Dad Bod Sayings #1515752
#12. All poets write bad poetry. Bad poets publish them, good poets burn them.

Umberto Eco

Dad Bod Sayings #1600299
#13. What do I care about the universe? It's people who will miss me when I'm gone.

Marty Rubin

Dad Bod Sayings #1761182
#14. When you hear designers complaining about the challenge of their profession, you have to say: don't get carried away-it's only dresses.

Karl Lagerfeld

Dad Bod Sayings #1790062
#15. We are probably the most frustrating band to soundcheck because we always go off on jams and our sound-man is sitting there going: "oh god, I don't want to interrupt this, but ... we've got to get things moving along ... " We're just easily distracted because we want to be writing all the time!

Theresa Wayman

Dad Bod Sayings #1797887

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