Da Juice Quotes

#1. I have long ago accepted that I am a little crazy and a little weird. It wasn't that exciting a revelation though. Turns out everyone is.

Daniel Pearce

#2. Clever name by the way Basil Pearl, spicy and cultured, sweet jewels with a twist of savory."
~ Ron Shaw, The Ron Shaw Show

Ron Shaw

#3. Troubles of Straw Spun Into Gold

Just as in the fairy tale RUMPELSTILTSKIN, God will spin your straw into gold. You won't know how He does it, but He will.

Cheryl Zelenka

#4. It would be helpful if the universe would give us one big clue, or a giant compass, if you will, pointing to the direction we should be taking. In fact, the compass is there. To find it, you need only look inside yourself to discover your soul's purest desire, its dream for your life.

Deepak Chopra

#5. Erm, I don't really have any regrets.

Bobby Farrelly

#6. Andrew indulged in a little fantasy in which his father dropped dead, gunned down by an invisible sniper. Andrew visualised himself patting his sobbing mother on the back while he telephoned the undertaker. He had a cigarette in his mouth as he ordered the cheapest coffin.

J.K. Rowling

#7. I drew my gaze up from his throbbing erection and he grinned and winked at me like the cocky son of a bitch he was.

Samantha Young

#8. Hell? Hell is a fairy tale for the gullible, for what punishment could be worse than that we inflict upon ourselves? We burn so badly in this life that there can be nothing left.

Erika Johansen

#9. The story of Jesus changes our lives because it is true.

Timothy Keller

#10. If stupidity got us into this, why can't stupidity get us out?

Will Rogers

#11. Me too. Do you want to meet me at the golf course after you get off work tomorrow? Then we can see each other all afternoon."
"That sounds good."
Which it did. But even if she'd said "Do you want to meet me at the surface of the sun?" I'd still have agreed to it.

Mindi Scott

#12. Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family.

Denis Leary

#13. True self-esteem comes from competence, not the other way around.

Susan Cain