Cumberland County Schools Quotes

#1. One way to drive home the futility and evil of war is to tap the distancing power of satire.

Steven Pinker

#2. The duty of responsibility placed on any MP is one of the greatest honours that can be bestowed and I for one don't believe the Conservative Party would abuse that trust by selecting someone who did not have the goods to do the job, just for the sake of media coverage.

Adam Rickitt

#3. Learning is the dictionary, but sense the grammar of science.

Laurence Sterne

#4. People ask me how I stay happy and sane: I never google myself.

Miley Cyrus

#5. She suggested I buy her a drink. I shouldn't have, but I was quite drunk and she was quite pretty.

S.A. Tawks

#6. For me, my party views don't advance my narrative. Until I can find a way to write political satire like my idols Christopher Buckley or P.J. O'Rourke, I'll simply say what team I play for and leave it at that.

Jen Lancaster