Cultivating Community College Quotes

#1. I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything. Except I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!

Gwyneth Paltrow

#2. We learn not in the school, but in life.

Seneca.

#3. Maybe the good intentions paving the road to hell are really the dark shadows that line the alley of righteousness?

J.A. Huss

#4. You can draw!" I exclaimed.
"Yeah," his voice echoed from the kitchen.
"I mean really draw [ ... ]"
"I told you I would major in art, hypothetically."
"Yeah, but I thought the bullshit you fed me about lifting up the human spirit was compensation for not being able to draw.

Jennifer Echols

#5. Had many men spent but half that time in secret prayer, that they have spent in seeking after the philosopher's stone, how happy might they have been!

Thomas Brooks

#6. I don't think you understand. I have no moves. I'm move-less.

Leisa Rayven

#7. Medicine: Your money and your life!

Karl Kraus

#8. People often describe the journey of transsexual people as a passage through the sexes, from manhood to womanhood, from male to female, from boy to girl.

Janet Mock

#9. What goes down on film is different to what you see with the naked eye.

Christopher Eccleston

#10. When you realize, you have no idea what's going on in your kid's head? One morning, you wake up and there's this alien in your house. They look like your kid, sound a little like them, but they are not your kid. They're something else that you don't know.

Megan Abbott

#11. Chastisement for errors past
Wisdom brings to age at last.

Sophocles

#12. The Holy Grail, the most precious of all Christ's bequests to man, lost these thousand years and more, and he could see it glowing in the sky like shining blood and about it, bright as the glittering crown of a saint, rays of dazzling shimmer filled the heaven. Thomas

Bernard Cornwell

#13. People like what they like. They're gonna do what they're gonna do.

John Hodgman