Crude But Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 18 Crude But Funny Quotes

#1. Everything is possible in America, except the production of intelligence. - Author: Mie Hansson
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#2. She did not look anything like a horned horse, as unicorns are often pictured, being smaller and cloven-hoofed, and possessing that oldest, wildest grace that horses have never had, that deer have only in a shy, thin imitation and goats in dancing mockery. - Author: Peter S. Beagle
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#3. The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.' - Author: Chris Pratt
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#4. [F]or as Socrates says that a wise man is a citizen of the world, so I thought that a wise woman was equally at liberty to range through every station or degree of men, to fix her choice wherever she pleased. - Author: Sarah Fielding
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#5. Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. - Author: F. Sionil Jose
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#6. I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. - Author: Drew Barrymore
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#7. The most important things aren't decided by percentages. - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#8. Anxiety is not to be managed it is a sin that needs to be repented of - Author: Mark Driscoll
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#9. The amazing thing about Freak Out! was that there was nothing quite like it in rock 'n roll at the time. It was really simultaneously crude and ugly, and incredibly sophisticated. The Beatles were funny, but there was nothing with the kind of sneer that you could feel in the music of Frank Zappa. - Author: Matt Groening
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#10. You see I've been taking these tests to tell when I'm ovulating and when I'm mostfertile. And well ... it's now."
"Oh, so you came up here for a fuck?"
Emma cringed. "Do you always have to be so crude?"
He chuckled. "I'm sorry. Would you prefer I call it an afternoon delight?" he teased. - Author: Katie Ashley
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#11. We diminish people when we don't allow them to help us, or when we act like we don't need anything from them and they have nothing to offer us. We also diminish them when we allow them to go on and on, even after we've exceeded our capacity to pay attention. - Author: Harriet Lerner
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#12. Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away. - Author: Mark A. Cooper
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#13. Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. - Author: Ali Sparkes
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#14. There is absolutely nothing that can harm the shadow. Nothing. I advise you strongly not try. - Author: Erin Kellison
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#15. If cheese was a woman, I'd marry her. I'd come home and eat her every night. - Author: Solange Nicole
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#16. The first shall be the last. Humiliation precedes elevation. - Author: Sunday Adelaja
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#17. We have a job to do. After the fight, I'll love him. - Author: Manny Pacquiao
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#18. [Science] works! Planes fly. Cars drive. Computers compute. If you base medicine on science, you cure people. If you base the design of planes on science, they fly. If you base the design of rockets on science, they reach the moon. It works ... bitches. - Author: Richard Dawkins
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