Crossing Guard Sayings

#1. The school crossing guard is a zombie?" screams the youngest Smiley. Then she starts crying. "I hugged her once, Mommy! Am I gonna turn into a zombie, too?" "Take it easy, dear," says Aunt Smiley. "It's just a joke. I think. Right, Jamie?

James Patterson

#2. When a black Jacksonian looks about his home community, he sees a city of over 150,000, of which 40% is Negro, in which there is not a single Negro policeman or policewoman, school crossing guard, or fireman.

Medgar Evers

#3. They would never let me be a crossing guard when I was a little kid. It would come up, I'd always raise my hand, I would never get picked . They thought I was too wild, but I knew I was responsible enough, if I was given that task.

Mark Ruffalo

#4. Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman.

Cate Edwards

#5. Most of the blame goes to the director, who seems to have picked up her staging secrets from the school's crossing guard.

David Sedaris

#6. The history of the last century shows, as we shall see later, that the advice given to governments by bankers, like the advice they gave to industrialists, was consistently good for bankers, but was often disastrous for governments, businessmen, and the people generally.

Carroll Quigley

#7. I think naturally, if you're an actor, there's a high level of assertiveness that you need to have to survive this business. There's boldness in being assertive, and there's strength and confidence.

Bryan Cranston

#8. Peculiarity of golf, as of love, that it temporarily changes the natures of its victims;

P.G. Wodehouse

#9. May my thoughts of kindness stretch over like a warm blanket to envelop your being and caress your soul.

Truth Devour

#10. You think of yourselves as humans searching for a spiritual awakening, when in fact you are spiritual beings attempting to cope with a human awakening. Seeing yourselves from the perspective of the spirit within will help you to remember why you came here and what you came here to do.

Neale Donald Walsch

#11. There's always room for Jell-O

David Byrne

#12. If I am taking a job, I really want to do it 100% on a daily basis, and that's not what I can do right now.

Thomas Dooley

#13. Wealth is a dangerous inheritance, unless the inheritor is trained to active benevolence.

Charles Simmons

#14. This was depressing, much the way discovering that somebody is easy to manipulate is always a little depressing.

David Foster Wallace

#15. Although experience has taught me to trust my feelings, I did not go inside to stand guard near her. She had asked me to wait on the bench. I had no intention of crossing her. Like most men, I find it mortifying to be ass-kicked by a woman who doesn't even weigh 110 pounds after Thanksgiving dinner.

Dean Koontz

#16. Love is like a rose. So beautiful to look at, yet so painful to touch.

Anonymous