Criminy Dutch Quotes

#1. A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.

Finley Peter Dunne

#2. I am a collector of many things, but I particularly love the sterling silver mint julep cups, each engraved with the titles of the Broadway shows in which I appeared.

Bryan Batt

#3. Everything looked charming to him now. Never again would he read these books, write on this little white wooden table!

Victor Hugo

#4. Jessica, do you want to consign me to a cheese-less future?

Christine Pope

#5. Father said all good things in life were fragile and easily lost - he

Khaled Hosseini

#6. With girls, there's an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the block who won't take the hint and go home when dinnertime comes. And moms are usually not great at giving their daughters confidence.

Steve Schirripa